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Postby daxy1 » Mon May 15, 2006 10:22 pm

work??? i thought manuel labour was a spaniard who died in the civil war..... :p




only jokin im a foster carer me and the missus have 2 girls of are own and 4 young foster kids
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Postby andy_g » Mon May 15, 2006 11:11 pm

i used to be a foster carer, but then it all ran out and i had to drink castlemain
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Postby Woollyback » Mon May 15, 2006 11:34 pm

i used to work for royal mail down the road but got posted elsewhere. to begin with it was first class but the boss addressed us one morning and said we just weren't delivering. he followed the rule book to the letter (rather than pushing the envelope) and told us we were all fired, the union said we'd been stamped upon by the bosses but i'd say it wasn't that bad, just second class.

we got a good redundancy package but it was too big for the letterbox unfortunately :D
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Postby Mikz » Tue May 16, 2006 12:24 am

I used to do sewing alterations and repairs, but i was always zipping away when i bothered to turn-up.  Even tho the boss was a p.r.i.ck -I liked hem a lot, had me in stitches most of the time.
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Postby Woollyback » Tue May 16, 2006 2:39 pm

i used to be an oceanographer but i couldn't quite fathom how to do it. i got that sinking feeling and was soon out of my depth, and before you know it my career had sunk without a trace
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Tue May 16, 2006 2:49 pm

i was a geologist, it rocked
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Postby Woollyback » Tue May 16, 2006 3:08 pm

i was an osteopath but it have me the hump :D
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Postby daxy1 » Tue May 16, 2006 7:29 pm

well iv'e had many jobs my latest is a mushroom farmer my mates think this suit's me coz im a fun-gi...(how sad sorry  :no )
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Postby Mikz » Sun May 21, 2006 7:40 pm

I was drill sergeant in the army. I was AT EASE most of the time but when certain things came to my ATTENTION- I knew it was time to ABOUT TURN



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Postby murphy0151 » Mon May 22, 2006 1:11 am

wots work?
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Postby luvliverpool » Mon May 22, 2006 2:18 am

Im a Senior IT Technical Analyst
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Postby andy_g » Mon May 22, 2006 8:52 am

:laugh:

i love it how people keep coming on here and giving serious answers. just like red squirrel said - don't lie!

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Postby Woollyback » Mon May 22, 2006 9:11 am

luvliverpool wrote:Im a Senior IT Technical Analyst

which goes some way to explaining how you completely missed the whole point of the thread  :D
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Postby Woollyback » Thu Jun 22, 2006 7:52 pm

i used to work for the inland revenue but found it a little taxing at times   :p
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Postby Igor Zidane » Thu Jun 22, 2006 8:14 pm

luvliverpool wrote:Im a Senior IT Technical Analyst

I used to be a Senior IT Technical Analyst





















but i got a Virus.







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