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Postby Mikz » Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:34 am

alright now :lookaround
'' Gary lineker may well have scored 5 goals in 5 minutes , but i think you have to say, what else did he do '' ...Jimmy Hill
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Postby dawson99 » Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:37 am

i love that joke mikz!!!


i love that joke mikz!!!

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Postby Mikz » Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:38 am

I used to work in the royal mint..but i needed change...my future was a case of heads i win,tails i lose...to coin a phrase
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Postby Woollyback » Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:40 am

they pay well though mikz, i bet you were coining it in
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Postby Mikz » Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:42 am

:D every pocket had a silver lining...just hope the coppers dont see this wooly. :D
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Postby Mikz » Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:52 am

I used to make d.i.y. tools,  i really knew the drill on this one and that was plane to see. But i also knew there was a spanner in the works somewhere along the line, makes me wanna die!
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Postby andy_g » Mon Feb 13, 2006 3:54 pm

i used to adjust costumes for an amateur dramatics complany but i got sick of hemming it up all the time  :lookaround
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Postby drummerphil » Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:15 pm

andy_g wrote:i used to be an agent for a midget actor but we failed to see eye to eye.

funny enough i use to make toilets for midgets..........


never thought anyone could stoop so low..... :D
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Postby Woollyback » Thu Feb 16, 2006 1:59 am

i used to be a professional golfer until a little birdie flagged it up that i was stuck in a hole, i then realised the whole thing was just becoming an albatross round my neck so i decided to fly like an eagle and get myself out of the rough
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Postby Mikz » Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:09 am

I was a milkman years ago...it took a lot of bottle but it soon turned sour ..i ended up paying a frisky wife for her own milk delivery ....butter husband found out.


Talk about putting the cart before the horse.
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Postby andy_g » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:48 am

i used to be a comedian but when it was time to stand up and be counted it was no laughing matter. i gagged and the joke was on me.
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Postby Woollyback » Tue Feb 21, 2006 12:01 pm

i once got a job as a professional sperm donor but i just couldn't quite pull it off when it mattered
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Postby andy_g » Tue Feb 21, 2006 3:11 pm

i had a job as an after dinner speaker. i thought it was going to be mint but i never got my just desserts, it was time to wake up, smell the coffee and leave. no trifling matter i assure you.
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Postby Mikz » Wed Feb 22, 2006 3:44 pm

I used to make wigs..i had some hair raising experiences, and things happened that i just couldnt get my head around. My interest receded because customers just didnt want..toupet?  :lookaround
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Postby andy_g » Wed Feb 22, 2006 7:34 pm

get in, mikz!

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