Liverpool FC Forum

by **Mikz** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 8:52 pm

I used to work in the cigarette trade too, butt-it was a real drag. i really thought id seen the light in this one, but my hopes went in a puff of smoke ,and when everything filtered out, my dreams turned to ash.
It left me passive for a very long time.

by **Mikz** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 1:50 pm

I used to fix elevators....it gave me a needed lift , but it did have its ups and downs. I learned to be nice to people on the way up,cos you never know who you meet on the way down. :lookaround

by **Judge** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 1:52 pm

i used to be a porn star, and satified many ladies whilst filming, but gave it up, as i found myself in all kinds of holes

by **Mikz** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 1:56 pm

I did that for a while too -but i got in too deep. Never bite the hand that feeds you and always keep abreast of things

by **Judge** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 1:58 pm

Mikz wrote: I did that for a while too -but i got in too deep. Never bite the hand that feeds you and always keep abreast of things

i felt for the girls, as they were almost like kebabs when id finished

by **dawson99** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 2:04 pm

i used to be a proffessional in the world of cunninlingus but i lost the taste for it

by **Judge** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 2:07 pm

dawson99 wrote:i used to be a proffessional in the world of cunninlingus but i lost the taste for it

dawson needs a warning here..................oi..............a warning..................oh forget it

by **dawson99** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 2:09 pm

i said it proper, i didnt say rug munching or muff diving, that would have been worth a warning

by **Judge** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 2:11 pm

dawson99 wrote:i said it proper, rug munching or muff diving

warning here :devil:

by **Mikz** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:02 pm

Judge wrote:
Mikz wrote::D I did that for a while too -but i got in too deep. Never bite the hand that feeds you and always keep abreast of things

i felt for the girls, as they were almost like kebabs when youd finished Mikz

Nice to know I have fans.
I was a rollercoaster of a ride , and i milked it for all it was worth, but it had to flop sometime. :lookaround

by **Judge** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:04 pm

take viagra mikz

you word changing sod

by **Mikz** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:32 pm

i dont need viagara....

:glare:

just yet lol

by **Judge** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:33 pm

so the tied lollipop stick does the job then??

by **Mikz** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:55 pm

good thinking judge

save me a fortune on stretch and seal and elastic bands

by **Judge** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 4:37 pm

Mikz wrote: good thinking judge

save me a fortune on stretch and seal and elastic bands

stretch and seal !?!

theres no need to lie

Liverpool FC Forum

Whats your occupation? - Dont lie!

Who is online