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[ConnO'var]

I was a machinery engineer in the middle east up till 2 days ago but my racist, frog b@stard boss got on my tits once too many times so I smacked him in the mouth... landed in clankers for a night.... my entire team quit the job site and now we're shutting up shop and will in all likelihood end up in the far east on another job...... probably for the best.

[aCe']

[GOAT]

ace wins


I used to be a fisherman but salmon told me I would get hooked

[Woollyback]

i used to be a professional glass-blower but i sucked 

[Judge]

I used to be diving instructor but in truth i was way out of my depth 

card this witch for  ing     

[Mikz]

I used to be a brick layer , but i was a wall y  mortar the point 

[Mikz]

I was a crocodile breeder in my youth...cost me an arm and a leg