Judge wrote:George Bush goes to an elementary school to give a speech. After his
talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and
George
asks him what his name is. "Bob".
"And what is your question, Bob?"
"I have 3 questions.
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Kerry got more votes?
And third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies
that they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, "OK, where were we?
Oh that's right --- question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts up his hand . George points him out and
asks
him what his name is? "Steve"
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"I have 5 questions.
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Kerry got more votes?
Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?!
And fifth, "where is Bob??"
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that would probably be true
Judge wrote:folk moan about bush, but to be honest his homeland policy (if we take new orleans out of the equation), is pretty impressive.
i reckon he will win again in the elections. sad but true
Judge wrote:folk moan about bush, but to be honest his homeland policy (if we take new orleans out of the equation), is pretty impressive.
i reckon he will win again in the elections. sad but true
Judge wrote:mk4195421 wrote:sounds a lot like goatse
what??
AussieKopite wrote:After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive,"
in the newspapers, Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter
in his own handwriting, to let him know he was still in the game.
Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of
coded
message:
370HSSV-0773H
Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides
had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it
at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to NASA.With no clue as to its
meaning they eventually asked Britain's
MI-6 for help.
Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply: "Tell the
President he's holding the message upside down".
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