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by **112-1077774096** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 4:40 pm

woof woof ! wrote:The lack of wit and invention in this thread is a staggering embarrassment to the rest of the forum .

that doesnt make sense

by **Lando_Griffin** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 1:38 am

..."you flea-bitten canine!", said peewee.

As the dust was about to settle, Taff lumbered up and had a gorilla-poo all over Roberts' crotch.

The forum nutcase then...

by **Judge** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:58 am

Lando_Griffin wrote:..."you flea-bitten canine!", said peewee.

As the dust was about to settle, Taff lumbered up and had a gorilla-poo all over Roberts' crotch.

The forum nutcase then...

touched lando on his plum sac, to which lando immediately rose to the occassion, like he'd been given 40 viagra tablets, but nonetheless, p'issed himself, as he hadnt reached puberty and lacked the capacity to cum properly..!!

suddenly, the soddomites, namely dawson, red @ heart, igor zidane and at times on a part time basis, ciggy and drummerphil came into the area looking for some action.

Strangely though ciggy still had her ice cream (from page 9) and those god awful shoes i'd licked sometime ago, however, she kneeled in front of drummerphil and proceeded to....................................................

by **anti-hero** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:37 am

laugh at his crotch.

by **Judge** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:44 am

anti-hero wrote:laugh at his crotch.

which was the norm, as most folk did................

by **crazyhorse** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 3:38 pm

They laughed at his crotch due to its surprising similarity to a toasted artichoke.... CGGY being a vegitarian tucked in with gusto, leaving Drummerphil in great pain yet feeling stangely excited.....

by **Judge** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 3:55 pm

cggy was also excited...

by **Lando_Griffin** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:02 am

...Because Lando had just reached puberty at the ripe-old-age of 23, and she was anticipating a right pumping from Mr Griffin.

Seconds later...

by **anti-hero** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:06 am

Cggy was disappointed.

by **Lando_Griffin** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:19 am

Lando creeped away, ashamed, and passed anti-hero on his way. They exchanged pleasentries, and bid one another good day.

Anti rambled on past Ciggy, right to the other end of Newkit City. It was there he shot himself in the foot so he wouldn't have to go over the top. (He thought he was in WWI, you see.)

A hot-chocolate and several elasto-plasts later, he was escorted to hospital to see Surgeon Sabre, who...

by **anti-hero** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 3:03 am

Got stabbed in the eye with a needle by anti-hero because he thought he was one of those...

by **Lando_Griffin** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 3:07 am

...Dirty Man U fans.

Suitably convinced to the contrary, Anti apologised to Dr. Sabre, and invited him to meet his family over a scone and a nice bottle of Brandy. Sabre accepted, ofcourse, owing to his uncontrollable alcoholism.

In the meantime, JohnnyMac was cooking up a plan. It was a plan so cunning, you could comb your hair with it.

What Jmac was thinking, you see, was this:

He would...

by **anti-hero** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 3:54 am

dress up as a chick...

by **Judge** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 7:26 am

and go to thailand to see if there was really any chance of him making money as a ladyboy..........lando agreed and said he'd like to go dressed up as a women, as he liked the thought of doing weird stuff as usual.

Moreover ciggy had drunk too uch ale again and proceeded to throw up

...but then.........................

by **anti-hero** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:07 pm

all over this man's pink silk satin shirt.

"Wtf?....

......Fabio???"

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