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by **Judge** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:53 pm

dawson99 wrote:.... damp hole that dawson climbed out of in his cave diving gear. he was glad he wore hisjacket but his boots were all...

covered in love.........................

by **dawson99** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:55 pm

... hearts that had been dropped in the cave by a sweet toothed...

by **Judge** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:55 pm

dawson99 wrote:... hearts that had been dropped in the cave by a sweet toothed...

wombat, who was related to lionheart..........but

by **dawson99** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:56 pm

..not related by blood so he could not have sexual relations...

by **Judge** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:59 pm

dawson99 wrote:..not related by blood so he could not have sexual relations...

at all, but it did cross his mind. Moreover, the wombat was unusually thin, so...............

by **dawson99** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 4:00 pm

..he had to find a way to pump it up. this is why he brought a bicycle pump from...

by **Judge** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 4:19 pm

dawson99 wrote:..he had to find a way to pump it up. this is why he brought a bicycle pump from...

halfords.

in the meantime, lando was on the prowl as usual......

by **dward** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 4:52 pm

...searching for an innocent victim to slander, abuse, and ridicule. what he didn't know was that...

by **kazza 1** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:11 pm

dward wrote:...searching for an innocent victim to slander, abuse, and ridicule. what he didn't know was that...

Norris and co where on the prowl to. They where looking for Roberts, who...............

by **Lando_Griffin** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 4:39 am

...exclaimed "Judge, Dawson and Dward - you are all b*stards!"

He swiftly returned to Revolutions to rescue his a*se-injured pal, despite having a rather randy Judge and horny Dawson hanging from his penis in an attempt to suck him off.

In the meantime, Ciggy had dashed to the Police station to clear Lando's name, to the shop to stock up on some Flora extra-light, and then on to Judge's gypo caravan to plant a nail bomb.

However - while clearing her beloved's name at the Police station, she pointed the finger at the real purpetrator;...

by **Red @ Heart** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:15 am

..... who me, replied.....

by **Judge** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 7:33 am

Red wrote:..... who me, replied.....

no siad ciggy, lando thinks im here to clear his name, but im not. That dirty piece of worm fuck needs a good seeing to with a police truncheon.

You can find lando at a gypo site that he is pasing off as judge's. But be careful warned ciggy as lando is likely to get sexually aggressive when confronted by men in uniform....and so.........................

by **dawson99** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 7:57 am

dawson, judge, woolyback taff and jonnymac all dressed up as the viallage people and started singing...

by **Igor Zidane** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:03 am

dawson99 wrote:dawson, judge, woolyback taff and jonnymac all dressed up as the viallage people and started singing...

I'm to sexy for my shirt ,whilst.........

by **Judge** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:06 am

Igor Zidane wrote:
dawson99 wrote:dawson, judge, woolyback taff and jonnymac all dressed up as the viallage people and started singing...

I'm to sexy for my shirt ,whilst.........

as the village people, judge was not the one in leather !!

upon finishing singing, lando and his chuckle brother friend hawkmoon had set their sites on cornering the market in...................................

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