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by **Judge** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 11:17 am

dawson99 wrote:But before lando ran off (as he'd been hiding) he left his camcorder there, as he always liked to film dawson doing things, but lando also liked it when his pet cat would lick...

his balls

nonetheless, woollyback entered looking to bolster his group of biatches and seconded ciggy into the fray, after he had given her a good seeing too!!

he went onto say ''we need to improve your technique cigs, if you are to earn some money for me'', with that he slapped her and dragged her out to a clapped out nissan waiting at the kerb.......he drove off................and.....

by **Ciggy** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:03 pm

Then the clapped out Nissan broke down, Woolly rang one of his fello pimps they sent an old clapped out Lada incase we got spotted for dogging

by **Judge** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:24 pm

Ciggy wrote:Then the clapped out Nissan broke down, Woolly rang one of his fello pimps they sent an old clapped out Lada incase we got spotted for dogging

(dogging, wtf

)

and indeed they were caught dogging, as ciggy momentarily thought she wanted to be Gillian Taylforth !!

Nonetheless, the chuckle brothers (alias hawkmoon and lando griffin) suddenly appeared from nowhere, much like the shopkeeper does out of Mr Benn, with a DVD recorder, and recorded the whole event.

Upon seeing the brothers, woollys nob retracted like a turtles head, which left ciggy dissapointed. Ciggy then left to find a pub where she could get pissed in, before waking up with a customary hangover.

Dawson was still masturbating somewhere, probably in a toilet over a teen girl mag!!

Judge walked through the previously ''dogging area'' with the police to give a description of the two perpetrators, but came across a sweaty, if not bemused, woollyback. They promptly arrested the dirty fucker and slapped him once or twice for his trouble. Judge got a reward in cash.

In the meantime Garymac was still having that shit in revolution bar liverpool, it seemed permanently stuck, until he realised that the poo wasnt stuck at all. His arse had actually prolapsed and was in need of an ambulance..........................................................

by **hawkmoon269** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:35 pm

Realising the Police had made a big mistake, The "Chuckle Brothers" went to the police station and showed the DVD they had recorded earlier to the duty officer. The police officer took one look at Judge being the meat in the Ciggy/Woolly sandwich and was totally disgusted. He promptly order the arrest of said Judge, who was "banged" (up) in the cell with Dawson.

Dawson, arrested earlier in the public toilets of the local park, was not happy to see Judge, as he.......

by **dawson99** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:39 pm

... had proof that dawson had in fact been in the toilets with natalie portman, who had been stalking dawson for some time now. Luckily tho, dawson had hidden a key in his...

by **Ciggy** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:40 pm

Been recording and selling illeagl DVDs

by **Judge** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:42 pm

hawkmoon269 wrote:Realising the Police had made a big mistake, The "Chuckle Brothers" went to the police station and showed the DVD they had recorded earlier to the duty officer. The police officer took one look at Judge being the meat in the Ciggy/Woolly sandwich and was totally disgusted. He promptly order the arrest of said Judge, who was "banged" (up) in the cell with Dawson.

Dawson, arrested earlier in the public toilets of the local park, was not happy to see Judge, as he.......

had got some, whereas dawson could only managed a limp wank over a teen mag.

whilst an injustice had been served, the chuckle brothers (lando and hawkmoon) were free to bugger all of farmer barlimows sheep and pigs, and at times frolic naked together, whilst laughing as they did in an evil way.

Judge eventually got bail, and chased after the terrible duo, with dawson trailing, holding his own limp nob. Upon passing woolly in the street, we gave him some sure to use, of which he was grateful, as he'd been dogging earlier and didnt want the missus to find out.

The chuckle brothers finally made it to revolution bar to film garymacs prolapsed arse.......and.....

by **dawson99** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:42 pm

judge, what the :censored:

is your fascination about me and w@nking?

by **Judge** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:45 pm

dawson99 wrote:judge, what the is your fascination about me and w@nking?

shouted dawson, none i said, its just a story and felt that if the boot was on the other foot then i would be the target :rasp

, nonetheless, being that dawson was of strong character, he was able to help the police with their investigations into the chuckle brothers.........

by **Ciggy** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:46 pm

Dawson then told the bizzies that the Judge has a very vivid imagination

by **dawson99** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:46 pm

... and the pirate dvds. the operation was in fact a cover up for a much meatier dvd piracy problem involving a can of spam and shaven body parts. the police dcided to ask judge what was going on so they showed him a picture of...

by **Judge** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:49 pm

dawson99 wrote:... and the pirate dvds. the operation was in fact a cover up for a much meatier dvd piracy problem involving a can of spam and shaven body parts. the police dcided to ask judge what was going on so they showed him a picture of...

ciggy butting in on the conversation, so she got slapped again, but she liked it.

however, judge and dawson agreed that the best way to tackle crime was to work together......however..........

by **Ciggy** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:50 pm

Theres a big vroom noise its Ciggy with a chainsaw about to cut Judges head off

by **dawson99** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:52 pm

Luckily tho dawson used his extensive porn collection to deflect the blow but all that happened was that an innocent ...

by **Judge** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:53 pm

dawson99 wrote:Luckily tho dawson used his extensive porn collection to deflect the blow but all that happened was that an innocent ...

hedgehog was slain.

this enraged the animal right people, who gave chase to the murdering ciggy..................

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