I agree with all that about Bent Scott apart from the comparison with Ferdinand (one of the highest springs on a footballer I've ever seen) and Sheringham (at his best an artist on the ground and in the air) for headers. Bent is another who was touted by some a while ago and I wasn't convinced. I have though began to come round and rate him as the best option were we to go young, relatively unproven and English. I know Stu and a few others rate Ashton but though I think he is a good player he seems to me to be more of a feasable Crouch alternative than providing the natural goal getting top scorer option that we need.
What I would say against Bent is the price you would have to pay. Charlton paid 3.5 mill for him and would want at least double that, with the likelyhood being you would probably have to go as high as 9 mill to get him. Similarly, West Ham paid 7.5 mill for Ashton and would want to see a tidy profit before they would even talk to you. It begs the question, if you are going to have to go to around about 10 million quid for one of these relatively unproven guys, are you actually better off stumping up the couple more million to get proven quality as in Owen or Defoe?
As a footnote I offer two more options. Another one who has been touted and who I've dismissed out of hand but has made me choke ion my words. Top scorer in the Prem in the last three seasons with the exception of Henri (though how he's scored more than Van Nistelroy god only knows but I digress) while playing in poor teams? Yakubu anyone?
Another option and forgetting about fashion just for a second. You wanna go with potential, with a natural goalscorer who would absolutely definately be a brilliant partner for Crouch and who wouldn't break the bank? Hows about if they don't get promoted, Andy Johnson from Palace? All yours for about 5 million. Now your talking.