Portsmouths new song for crouch

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Postby Fuios » Sun Nov 20, 2005 1:04 pm

He's tall
He'll fall
He'll never hit the ball
Peter Crouch Peter Crouch

He's sh*t
he's tits
he isn't very fit
peter crouch peter crouch

he's tall
he's queer
he takes it up the rear
peter crouch peter crouch
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Postby *XABIALONSO* » Sun Nov 20, 2005 1:06 pm

Fuios wrote:He's tall
He'll fall
He'll never hit the ball
Peter Crouch Peter Crouch

He's sh*t
he's tits
he isn't very fit
peter crouch peter crouch

he's tall
he's queer
he takes it up the rear
peter crouch peter crouch

u a pompey or a liverpool fan
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Postby drummerphil » Sun Nov 20, 2005 1:08 pm

Hey Fuios lad......i know your new and keen but calm it down abit eh.........starting loads of ridiculous threads wont do you any favours.
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Postby Fuios » Sun Nov 20, 2005 1:09 pm

liverpool i went on an unofficial portsmouth website and it had sick songs about him. we should make one up about matthew taylor

he's small
he's bull
he's only got one ball
taylor taylor
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Postby Leonmc0708 » Sun Nov 20, 2005 1:20 pm

HUSTLER ALERT !!
JUSTICE FOR THE 96

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Postby Lando_Griffin » Mon Nov 21, 2005 2:32 am

Fuios - get real chap, before you get banned.

How about:

Eversh*te, Eversh*te,
Flying like a ripped kite,
They're bitter, they're blue,
They play like granny's with the flu,
Eversh*te, Eversh*te.

I can make up cr*ppy chants too. :;):
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Postby The Manhattan Project » Mon Nov 21, 2005 3:40 am

May I remind the Portsmouth fans that whether Peter Crouch scored or not, we still beat you 3-0.

You'll have time to think about that next season.

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Postby AussieKopite » Mon Nov 21, 2005 4:17 am

The Manhattan Project wrote:May I remind the Portsmouth fans that whether Peter Crouch scored or not, we still beat you 3-0.

You'll have time to think about that next season.

In the Coca Cola Championship.

As the old slogan went: Always Coca-Cola.

Seems to be apt for Portsmouth.
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Postby AussieKopite » Mon Nov 21, 2005 4:23 am

Fuios wrote:liverpool i went on an unofficial portsmouth website and it had sick songs about him. we should make one up about matthew taylor

he's small
he's bull
he's only got one ball
taylor taylor

Then why wre you singing Everton is the best, Liverpool are :censored:?
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