He lives in my area and most people here think he's a cocksmoker, even the Manure fans.
Tony, the landlord at my local (big LFC fan) refused to serve him & Beckham food about 5/6 years ago as it was after 9pm or whatever, to which Neville replied "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM???" "No" replied Tony. "I'M GARY NEVILLE AND THIS IS DAVID BECKHAM" says the knobhead "Who?" replies Tony, completely straight-faced. Pure f##king genius.
So they never got their food, and Tony made the local papers...