Cech: Good goalkeeper. Would never have gone to Chelsea ifthousand Russians hadn't died to pay his salary.
Carvalho: Coached by Maureen at Porto. Diving cheat.
Bridge: Sold out his team to join the plastic club.
Terry: Top bloke, top player - fights for the cause and would stay at Chelsea even if they plummeted to the second division.
Gallas: F*cking mercenary.
Makalele: Another man with no conscience.
Lampard: ARS*HOLE. Said to Stevie after the CC final 'See you next season.' Moureen's tool within the England set up - tried to corrupt Stevie, managed it with SWP. Souless pile of dog . Kisses the badge wherever he is. Utterly vile.
Robben: Diver, big headed toss-wank. Said 'I feel we deserved Gerrard because we are a big club.' WHO THE ARE YOU?
Duff: Dives. . Scum.
Gudsonsson: Alonso, Semi 1st leg. Need I say more?
Crespo: Foolishly joined the Chelsea coup, motivated by money then, but to his credit didn't want to come back.
Uttery .
BBC Sport.
Sunday August 21st 2005
Chelsea announced their new signing today at a press conference at Stamford Bridge. Chief Executive Peter Kenyon and manager Jose Mourinho took questions from the waiting press to confirm that "The Manhattan Project" has signed a deal with the London club to join their official message boards.
The deal, thought to be in the region of £32 million pounds will take the talented member from one of Liverpool's fan sites, to the Chelsea website, was finalised after personal terms were finally agreed after weeks of secret negotiations.
"I have heard about the interest and I am honoured that the Premiership champions want to sign me" Manhattan told The Independent newspaper.
"Once my agent told me about Chelsea's message boards, I realised it was a tremendous opportunity to grow as a poster and a person. I am contracted at Chelsea until 2008. My aim is to secure a regular place on the Chelsea General Discussion forums".
The 25-year-old member joined the Liverpool site in January 2004 and made nearly 500 appearances on the message board of the Anfield giants, but admitted that the time had come to move on to fulfill his ambitions of gloating about winning trophies.
bigmick wrote:Watched the game on the SKY, and the commentator said that the signing of Essien means that since Abrhamovic has arrived, they have AVERAGED 10 million pounds per month in transfer spending. Jeez imagine that.
I keep saying it. They will win the Premiership for the next four or five years running and then the governing bodies are going to have to look at some sort of financial capping system based on the American model. It's inevitable in my view.
BarryBelfast wrote:We can slag them off all we want but theres a lot of sour grapes coming out in this thread! If a billionaire walked into Anfield tomorrow and made a bottomless pit of cash available no-one on here would give a flyin f-ck where the money came from!Get over it people,Chelsea are loaded,so what!They're only human,our job is to beat them on the pitch!
drummerphil wrote:WELL FUNNY
We could always use these
RedRoots wrote:Cech: Good goalkeeper. Would never have gone to Chelsea ifthousand Russians hadn't died to pay his salary.
Carvalho: Coached by Maureen at Porto. Diving cheat.
Bridge: Sold out his team to join the plastic club.
Terry: Top bloke, top player - fights for the cause and would stay at Chelsea even if they plummeted to the second division.
Gallas: F*cking mercenary.
Makalele: Another man with no conscience.
Lampard: ARS*HOLE. Said to Stevie after the CC final 'See you next season.' Moureen's tool within the England set up - tried to corrupt Stevie, managed it with SWP. Souless pile of dog . Kisses the badge wherever he is. Utterly vile.
Robben: Diver, big headed toss-wank. Said 'I feel we deserved Gerrard because we are a big club.' WHO THE ARE YOU?
Duff: Dives. . Scum.
Gudsonsson: Alonso, Semi 1st leg. Need I say more?
Crespo: Foolishly joined the Chelsea coup, motivated by money then, but to his credit didn't want to come back.
Uttery .
A bit over the top no? It seems as though your just trying to justify your cause by making up rubbish about certain players.
Return to Football Related Polls
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 3 guests