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by **106-1093504160** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 2:45 pm

ham, maybe, but it was large..............

by **Garymac** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 12:31 pm

.....indeed it was large, a massive shank of ham and i began to eat on it as i had gonna weak from the days locked away in a minging cave with Roberts, Ant Gornall and Judge, then i thought to my self.........

by **Lando_Griffin** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:16 am

Garymac wrote:.....indeed it was large, a massive shank of ham and i began to eat on it as i had gonna weak from the days locked away in a minging cave with Roberts, Ant Gornall and Judge, then i thought to my self.........

..."My God - do Hippo's really fart through their earlobes?", when...

by **Judge** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 7:38 am

Lando_Griffin wrote:
Garymac wrote:.....indeed it was large, a massive shank of ham and i began to eat on it as i had gonna weak from the days locked away in a minging cave with Roberts, Ant Gornall and Judge, then i thought to my self.........

..."My God - do Hippo's really fart through their earlobes?", when...

gary got his nob out and offered it to lando as a peace offering...........but as lando outstretched his tongue to touch it...................

by **dawson99** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:11 am

... meanwhile in sudan the ointment was getting itchy for...

by **Judge** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:15 am

dawson99 wrote:... meanwhile in sudan the ointment was getting itchy for...

despatch to a lowly bedsit in harrow......but then hawkmoon stepped in and

by **dawson99** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:28 am

(u always make it about my bedsit (which is a flat, a one bedroomed flat in harrow!!, jealous eh?)
...realised that judge would need the ointment for his tiny manhood...

by **Ciggy** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:41 am

Whilst Judge was caught in the lavvie gropping one of the Tap dancing Zebras.

by **Judge** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:18 am

dawson99 wrote:(u always make it about my bedsit (which is a flat, a one bedroomed flat in harrow!!, jealous eh?)
...realised that judge would need the ointment for his tiny manhood...

which is in fact larger than his flat

, but just then realising that dancing on zebra was only a drug fuelled dream, he saw ciggy pleasuring herself with a birch twig (which resembled dawson in many ways) ......

by **dawson99** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:25 am

(how bizarre judge, my surname is birch)

by **Judge** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:26 am

dawson99 wrote:(how bizarre judge, my surname is birch)

i didnt know that

dawson did like the birching he got from ciggy...

by **dawson99** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:27 am

...and all 3 were having a spanking good time when they suddenly realised...

by **Ciggy** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:33 am

Judge was perving through thw window

by **Judge** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:36 am

Ciggy wrote: Judge was perving through thw window

but then he realised it was his own home and he was only looking out of the window to discover it was actually ciggy writhing on laminate flooring. In disgust judge ran away leaving dawson frantically masturbating over what he had seen ciggy doing

by **dawson99** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:53 am

But before judge ran off he left his camcorder there, as he always liked to film dawson doing things, he also liked it when his pet cat wouild lick...

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