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by **RED BEERGOGGLES** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 12:41 am

So little frail Hustler headed for the nearest Gym and a muscle bound youth named Danny took young feeble Hustler under his wing and proceeded to learn him the Gypsy way of life but for this he would need a Caravan or as it turned out a Love nest

by **Norman** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 10:08 pm

Hustler down the gym struggling with the massive weight of his own ego, gets trapped upder the bar, only for a 85 year old granny to spot the weight for him

by **82-1074641017** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 10:14 pm

Hustler then goes to the gym changing rooms, enters the shower where his bumchum is waiting for him, Hustler drops the soap and you hear a scream as his bumchum slips something up Hustlers rectum.
But then Hustler starts to smile and you can tell whatever is going on he is enjoying every minute of it

by **who the hell is diarra** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 10:17 pm

Alex Fergurson walks out of the showers with a red face

and a big grin, Hustler follows walking all funny

by **Dom1** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 11:57 pm

then appears Terry Wogan from the steamy depths of the shower cubicle, completing the bummer threesome.........

by **106-1093504160** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:05 pm

suddenly theirs a knock at the steamy window, its tina turner...............

by **anfieldadorer** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:08 pm

I wondered what she's doing out there

by **106-1093504160** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:31 pm

prodding herself with a.................

by **Roger Red Hat** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 1:47 pm

.....newspaper!

(Look JBG, it's got filthy and Ive only just joined! I was hurt buy that statment!)

It's was a copy of The S*n.
"About only thing it's fit for" said Tina with a smile on her face, meanwhile.......

by **woof woof !** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 2:03 pm

Houllier sat chewing on a wasp whilst contemplating his ...........

by **106-1093504160** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 2:03 pm

it was in fact the daily sport. it was dripping with.............

by **Roger Red Hat** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 2:25 pm

chip grease........

by **106-1093504160** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 2:27 pm

and in the background there was music playing, it was wrangler at some band contest............................................what could be going on.........

by **Roger Red Hat** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 4:18 pm

.....they were in 2nd place, thats what was going on. You heard them working there b@llox off to win it. Final surge, 4 days left to vote.

Anyway, LeeJ pulled off this absolutley amazing guitar lick that would've had Hendrix drooling, and.........

by **Dom1** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 6:21 pm

...dying again, he will get bored eventually and go home, well die again, same thing

err.....ham........

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