by The Manhattan Project » Sat May 19, 2007 11:50 pm
Blackburn would be more financially successful if they marketed themselves as an "old style" club.
They should sell themselves as being a team who have travelled into the future from the year 1898 to play in the Premiership.
They should wear old style kits, sell freshly baked bread at the stadium and distribute free flatcaps to the fans while running out onto the pitch playing the "Hovis" theme over the PA system.
Whenever one of their players appears on Sky Sports "Player Cam", they should look at the camera, put one hand on their hip and give a "thumbs-up" sign and a wink.
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