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Postby bigmick » Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:14 pm

Jeez I can't believe Tw at is a swearword? In real life, about three quaters of my normal conversation would appear in asterisks. Feck me sideways.
"se e in una bottigla ed e bianco, e latte".
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Postby jim_morrison_supported_liverpool » Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:15 pm

cisses_gona_get_ya wrote:oh dear......Lyndsey i thought you were older than 14

Oh no Jim beam hes gorgeus :devil:  :;):  :love:
eminem is one sexy man :devil:[/quote]
he's a nonce though. and i seen him gettin his trackies from the Aldi.
its not the chilli sauce on kebabs that give you ring-sting, its the actual meat. had one without chilli, and still had ring-sting. the chilli's only there to mask the nonsense they stuff inside that bread.
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Postby bigmick » Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:22 pm

Yeah definately a bit questionable that bloke. Anyone originally called Marshall who changes his name to the same as an (admittedly quite nice) bite-sized item of confectionary is to be given a wide berth in my experience. I'm told he supports Man U as well. Barking up the wrong tree there Lynds.  :D
(Actually I made up the Man U bit but its probably true anyway.)
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Postby The Turdinator » Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:24 pm

Adding a touch of roughage to the argument.

Looking at this from a Christian perspective I think your only an LFC fan if yer go to Church before the game ....oh and the pub.

There's turds and then there's turds and it just depends on the shape.

On a less serious note the Sunday Times found the perfect turd in Africa, right shape and consistency won it for them!
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Postby stmichael » Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:27 pm

The Turdinator wrote:Looking at this from a Christian perspective I think your only an LFC fan if yer go to Church before the game ....oh and the pub.

There's turds and then there's turds and it jusst depends on the shape.

???
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Postby jim_morrison_supported_liverpool » Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:36 pm

The Turdinator wrote:Adding a touch of roughage to the argument.

Looking at this from a Christian perspective I think your only an LFC fan if yer go to Church before the game ....oh and the pub.

There's turds and then there's turds and it just depends on the shape.

On a less serious note the Sunday Times found the perfect turd in Africa, right shape and consistency won it for them!

you havent got a fascination with turds by any chance have you, Turdinator?
its not the chilli sauce on kebabs that give you ring-sting, its the actual meat. had one without chilli, and still had ring-sting. the chilli's only there to mask the nonsense they stuff inside that bread.
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Postby Woollyback » Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:42 pm

jim_morrison_supported_liverpool wrote:
cisses_gona_get_ya wrote:But I   :love: Eminem he can fill my boots any days thats one sexy maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan an make no mistake   :;):

oh dear......Lyndsey i thought you were older than 14 ??? :D

Check the time on Lyndz's post - she's normally well blootered by then :D
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Postby Ciggy » Wed Dec 15, 2004 4:44 pm

jim_morrison_supported_liverpool wrote:
cisses_gona_get_ya wrote:oh dear......Lyndsey i thought you were older than 14

Oh no Jim beam hes gorgeus :devil:  :;):  :love:
eminem is one sexy man :devil:

he's a nonce though. and i seen him gettin his trackies from the Aldi.[/quote]
:laugh: The Aldi lol  :D
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Postby 100-1102639321 » Wed Dec 15, 2004 4:45 pm

nice to see all those empty seats against portsmouth, never got away from the match til late because these 2 foreigners just sat there looking at the pitch.  stupid bast3rds
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Postby Ciggy » Wed Dec 15, 2004 4:46 pm

dapioneer wrote:nice to see all those empty seats against portsmouth, never got away from the match til late because these 2 foreigners just sat there looking at the pitch.  stupid bast3rds

Liar you posted on here not long after ten :glare:
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Postby taff » Wed Dec 15, 2004 4:47 pm

Yeah

Liar

Your pants are on fire  :angry:
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Postby Woollyback » Wed Dec 15, 2004 4:49 pm

cisses_gona_get_ya wrote:
dapioneer wrote:nice to see all those empty seats against portsmouth, never got away from the match til late because these 2 foreigners just sat there looking at the pitch.  stupid bast3rds

Liar you posted on here not long after ten :glare:

:laugh:  :laugh:

Rumbled like a big-time charlie!!  :laugh:
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Postby jim_morrison_supported_liverpool » Wed Dec 15, 2004 4:54 pm

dapioneer wrote:nice to see all those empty seats against portsmouth, never got away from the match til late because these 2 foreigners just sat there looking at the pitch.  stupid bast3rds

suppose your theory of foreigners and out 'o' towners takin all our seats is a bit fecked then isnt it. would have been a lot less people there without them by the sounds of it. takin all our seats eh? yes i bet there were hoards of true scousers  waitin outside just dyin to get in.
its not the chilli sauce on kebabs that give you ring-sting, its the actual meat. had one without chilli, and still had ring-sting. the chilli's only there to mask the nonsense they stuff inside that bread.
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Postby Ciggy » Wed Dec 15, 2004 4:56 pm

See topic vs portsmouth he posted at 10.50 :laugh:
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Postby jim_morrison_supported_liverpool » Wed Dec 15, 2004 4:57 pm

cisses_gona_get_ya wrote:
jim_morrison_supported_liverpool wrote:
cisses_gona_get_ya wrote:oh dear......Lyndsey i thought you were older than 14

Oh no Jim beam hes gorgeus
eminem is one sexy man :devil:

he's a nonce though. and i seen him gettin his trackies from the Aldi.

The Aldi lol  :D[/quote]
i live right by the one on Walton Road. i reckon its boss. tried to get a job there loads, £8.00 an hour!  but they wont have it.
its not the chilli sauce on kebabs that give you ring-sting, its the actual meat. had one without chilli, and still had ring-sting. the chilli's only there to mask the nonsense they stuff inside that bread.
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