Liverpool FC Forum

[Boocity]

People who breakdown and block the road - get your fecking car serviced. I mean some people just leave it where they breakdown and sit there with the hazards on. - move it.

there was a guy who just bought a new £150000 aston martin

he broke down after only 3 weeks

problem was a faulty battery - not his fault

would u still blame him

Yes, if he sat in the middle of the road and not tried to push it to the side

But i probably wouldn't be able to drive past as I would be laughing at him too much

He should have bought a toyota

[heimdall]

steve bruce, looks like a big dyke with sh!t hair

Agreed, anybody who is, ever has been or ever will be associated with Manure are top of my sh1t list.

Including Peter Beardsley, Matt Busby and Paul Ince?

yes I'm afraid so

[Roger Red Hat]

- BMW drivers, indicators? t'ssers
- People who drive BMW Minis. They think cos they've got a cheeky nippy little car they can be cheeky and nippy, t'ssers
- People who chew while on the phone. Do it to me I'll put it down. end of.
- People who say "y'what?" after everything you say to them. I spoke to a lass here in the office just this morning...

Me "Are you going to Morrisons at lunchtime?"
Lass "ya what?"
Me [silence]
Lass "yeah I should be going at 12.30"
Me "agh so you did hear me then ya fking slag!"

- Rio Ferdinand

[Kharhaz]

When you ask your missus whats for tea and she replies "Well the kids are having...."

I dont care what the kids are having, as I know its going to be cheap fried cack ! All im interested in is what im having !

[Roger Red Hat]

outside in the freezing snow, scrapes both cars off only to be told the misses wants to use mine cos hers isn't good in the ice/snow (rear wheel drive sports car) therefore I have to go to work in the Transit van, with the dodgy heater.

[Boocity]

Fecking mother-in-law coming round top stay without saying how long for, its been a month now and still no date of when she's going home.

[Ben Patrick]

Richard keys, absolute c@ck ed he is, always throwing his little sly digs in with his monkey hands and smug grin.

[NANNY RED]

Heimdell agreeing with me, now that has really done my head in , scared here

[Roger Red Hat]

Andy Gray - give me 5 minutes in a locked room with him and I'd hurt him.

[NANNY RED]

Jokes about scousers, I mean just because I am one, why does everyone in the south think I want to hear it.

Do you live down south mate ,

An i agree with the Scouse jokes , i get them from me own kids , Especialy the dirty blue bitter gobsh.ite

[bunglemark2]

Heimdall / Owzat / Lakes10 - give me 5 minutes in a locked room with him and I'd hurt him.

[Boocity]

Jokes about scousers, I mean just because I am one, why does everyone in the south think I want to hear it.

Do you live down south mate ,

An i agree with the Scouse jokes , i get them from me own kids , Especialy the dirty blue bitter gobsh.ite

Yes on the South coast. Have put up with it for years, whenever anyone at work has a scouser joke they make a beeline to me to tell me it, as if I am interested.

The worst are the southern Manc supporters, I mean, have they ever been to manchester?? how can they take the p!ss out of Liverpool.

[heimdall]

Heimdell agreeing with me, now that has really done my head in , scared here

OK I'll stop agreeing with you then. 

[heimdall]

Heimdall / Owzat / Lakes10 - give me 5 minutes in a locked room with him and I'd hurt him.

That's a bit naughty bungle, changing someone's post to suit your own little vendetta, I hope you asked Lee J for permission first otherwise it's libellous by the letter of the law.

Are you suggesting that you would do me harm, should I treat that as a threat?

Look I get a lot of stick on this forum and I can generally give as good as I get but I don't like sh1t like this not even in jest.

[Roger Red Hat]

i think it was an attempt at humour, judge does it all the time, changes peoples post that is not attempt humour.