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[bunglemark2]

That's a bit naughty bungle, changing someone's post to suit your own little vendetta, I hope you asked Lee J for permission first otherwise it's libellous by the letter of the law.

Are you suggesting that you would do me harm, should I treat that as a threat?

Look I get a lot of stick on this forum and I can generally give as good as I get but I don't like sh1t like this not even in jest.

Apart from shooting you with balls of your own shyte, nah, not too much harm....mostly psychological, not physical...

Sweetie, I think you need to calm down. Get in touch with your inner viking - do a few big "RRrrrooaaarrrrsssss."

[heimdall]

That's a bit naughty bungle, changing someone's post to suit your own little vendetta, I hope you asked Lee J for permission first otherwise it's libellous by the letter of the law.

Are you suggesting that you would do me harm, should I treat that as a threat?

Look I get a lot of stick on this forum and I can generally give as good as I get but I don't like sh1t like this not even in jest.

Apart from shooting you with balls of your own shyte, nah, not too much harm....mostly psychological, not physical...

Sweetie, I think you need to calm down. Get in touch with your inner viking - do a few big "RRrrrooaaarrrrsssss."

Yeah you are really getting to me, stop twisting my melon man     

[Effes]

I have to turn over/pause when this tw@t comes on.

[NANNY RED]

I have to turn over/pause when this tw@t comes on.

Agreed Eff , dont you just wanna smash him in the gob, gotta be the worst ad ive ever seen.

[Ciggy]

CASH 4 GOLD adverts.

   

[Ciggy]

Jokes about scousers, I mean just because I am one, why does everyone in the south think I want to hear it.

Do you live down south mate ,

An i agree with the Scouse jokes , i get them from me own kids , Especialy the dirty blue bitter gobsh.ite

Must be fun in yours Nan

Hate scouse jokes on holiday, usually from a big fat bellend with his England towel and union jack shorts, bald, fat, with tatoos on his knuckles with Love & Hate, and earings in.

Oi theres a scaser ere watch yer purses and wallets then roars laughing at himself kunts.

[made in UK]

Jokes about scousers, I mean just because I am one, why does everyone in the south think I want to hear it.

Do you live down south mate ,

An i agree with the Scouse jokes , i get them from me own kids , Especialy the dirty blue bitter gobsh.ite

Must be fun in yours Nan

Hate scouse jokes on holiday, usually from a big fat bellend with his England towel and union jack shorts, bald, fat, with tatoos on his knuckles with Love & Hate, and earings in.

Oi theres a scaser ere watch yer purses and wallets then roars laughing at himself kunts.

Have to admit when me and me mum used to go to somewhere like Majorca or tenerife. We'd be down at the pool in the morning having just been beaten to the sunbeds by the Germans. And it would be relatively calm and quiet around the pool, the all of a sudden down come the Northern clampets. Big Yorkshire acsents mouthing off at their 4 or 5 little runts behind them. You'd hear them coming down the stairs and you'd cringe, then you'd see em. The fat old man with his bit of mutton carrying lino beds and rubber rings for the kids and the kids themselves taking out the OAP oblivious to the size of their linos. They'd be Swearing and carrying on at eachother, the whole resort would be woken up and me and me mum like the southern snobs we are  would turn to eachother and say 'we're associated with them, how embarassing?' It'd be about 9am and the old man (with Leeds tats) would order a San Miguel at the bar and start necking that, nothing wrong with that mind but at least have a little etiquicy instead of attracting some much attention while slobbering everywhere. Mum with all here fake gold, purple eye liner, red lipstick and dangley earings along with exposing her beautiful stretch marks would be mouthing off at the kids with a superking in her hand and the kids themselves would look and act like little pikeys.

[Ciggy]

:laugh:

Have to admit when me and me mum used to go to somewhere like Majorca or tenerife. We'd be down at the pool in the morning having just been beaten to the sunbeds by the Germans. And it would be relatively calm and quiet around the pool, the all of a sudden down come the Northern clampets. Big Yorkshire acsents mouthing off at their 4 or 5 little runts behind them. Swearing and carrying on at eachother, the whole resort would be woken up and me and me mum like the southern snobs we are  would turn to eachother and say 'we're associated with them, how embarassing are they?' It'd be about 9am and the old man (with Leeds tats) would order a San Miguel at the bar and start necking that. Mum with all here fake gold, purple eye liner, red lipstick and dangley earings along with exposing her beautiful stretch marks would be mouthing off at the kids with a superking in her hand and the kids themselves would look and act like little pikeys.

Im not a snob but these jeremy kyle scruffs on holiday make me ashamed to be english, big fat ale guts hangin over the shorts pint in hand as soon as the bar opens.

Their wives have got a belly hangin out of a bikini and they dont breath in, just let it all hang out like two ton Tess, their knockers are down by their belly button in a triangle bikini top that barely covers the nipples, ten earings in each ear and a big split in said ear cause the earings have been to heavy or ripped out white flesh, stretch marks, and a rose tatoo on the shoulder and a seahorse under the belly button that looks like a big fat dragon cause the skin has stretched that much, change shitty nappies on the sun lounger instead of going to the room and doing it, or let their kids shit in the pool loud mouth brits abroad.

They go to Spain to have a full english breakfast and a sunday roast, your in Spain you b@stards why not sample the local food? and Tapas?

They then sit off in an arl scruffy so called bar when its just a tent owned by English people to watch Eastenders, Corrie and Emmerdale. Your on holiday you gang of meffs get a life.

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:laugh:

Have to admit when me and me mum used to go to somewhere like Majorca or tenerife. We'd be down at the pool in the morning having just been beaten to the sunbeds by the Germans. And it would be relatively calm and quiet around the pool, the all of a sudden down come the Northern clampets. Big Yorkshire acsents mouthing off at their 4 or 5 little runts behind them. Swearing and carrying on at eachother, the whole resort would be woken up and me and me mum like the southern snobs we are  would turn to eachother and say 'we're associated with them, how embarassing are they?' It'd be about 9am and the old man (with Leeds tats) would order a San Miguel at the bar and start necking that. Mum with all here fake gold, purple eye liner, red lipstick and dangley earings along with exposing her beautiful stretch marks would be mouthing off at the kids with a superking in her hand and the kids themselves would look and act like little pikeys.

Im not a snob but these jeremy kyle scruffs on holiday make me ashamed to be english, big fat ale guts hangin over the shorts pint in hand as soon as the bar opens.

Their wives have got a belly hangin out of a bikini and they dont breath in, just let it all hang out like two ton Tess, their knockers are down by their belly button in a triangle bikini top, ten earings in each ear and a big split in said ear cause the earings have been to heavy or ripped out white flesh, stretch marks, and a rose tatoo on the shoulder and a seahorse under the belly button that looks like a big fat dragon cause the skin has stretched that much, change shitty nappies on the sun lounger instead of going to the room and doing it, or let their kids shit in the pool loud mouth brits abroad.

They go to Spain to have a full english breakfast and a sunday roast, your in Spain you b@stards why not sample the local food? and Tapas?

They then sit off in an arl scruffy so called bar when its just a tent owned by English people to watch Eastends, Corrie and Emmerdale. Your on holiday you gang of meffs get a life.

pmsl at you two 

[made in UK]

:laugh:

Have to admit when me and me mum used to go to somewhere like Majorca or tenerife. We'd be down at the pool in the morning having just been beaten to the sunbeds by the Germans. And it would be relatively calm and quiet around the pool, the all of a sudden down come the Northern clampets. Big Yorkshire acsents mouthing off at their 4 or 5 little runts behind them. Swearing and carrying on at eachother, the whole resort would be woken up and me and me mum like the southern snobs we are  would turn to eachother and say 'we're associated with them, how embarassing are they?' It'd be about 9am and the old man (with Leeds tats) would order a San Miguel at the bar and start necking that. Mum with all here fake gold, purple eye liner, red lipstick and dangley earings along with exposing her beautiful stretch marks would be mouthing off at the kids with a superking in her hand and the kids themselves would look and act like little pikeys.

Im not a snob but these jeremy kyle scruffs on holiday make me ashamed to be english, big fat ale guts hangin over the shorts pint in hand as soon as the bar opens.

Their wives have got a belly hangin out of a bikini and they dont breath in, just let it all hang out like two ton Tess, their knockers are down by their belly button in a triangle bikini top that barely covers the nipples, ten earings in each ear and a big split in said ear cause the earings have been to heavy or ripped out white flesh, stretch marks, and a rose tatoo on the shoulder and a seahorse under the belly button that looks like a big fat dragon cause the skin has stretched that much, change shitty nappies on the sun lounger instead of going to the room and doing it, or let their kids shit in the pool loud mouth brits abroad.

They go to Spain to have a full english breakfast and a sunday roast, your in Spain you b@stards why not sample the local food? and Tapas?

They then sit off in an arl scruffy so called bar when its just a tent owned by English people to watch Eastends, Corrie and Emmerdale. Your on holiday you gang of meffs get a life.

So true. Your descriptive overview of these "Jeremy Kyle scruffs" is spot on. 

[Ciggy]

So true. Your descriptive overview of these "Jeremy Kyle scruffs" is spot on. 

  They really wind me up

[Roger Red Hat]

Jokes about scousers, I mean just because I am one, why does everyone in the south think I want to hear it.

Do you live down south mate ,

An i agree with the Scouse jokes , i get them from me own kids , Especialy the dirty blue bitter gobsh.ite

Must be fun in yours Nan

Hate scouse jokes on holiday, usually from a big fat bellend with his England towel and union jack shorts, bald, fat, with tatoos on his knuckles with Love & Hate, and earings in.

Oi theres a scaser ere watch yer purses and wallets then roars laughing at himself kunts.

Have to admit when me and me mum used to go to somewhere like Majorca or tenerife. We'd be down at the pool in the morning having just been beaten to the sunbeds by the Germans. And it would be relatively calm and quiet around the pool, the all of a sudden down come the Northern clampets. Big Yorkshire acsents mouthing off at their 4 or 5 little runts behind them. You'd hear them coming down the stairs and you'd cringe, then you'd see em. The fat old man with his bit of mutton carrying lino beds and rubber rings for the kids and the kids themselves taking out the OAP oblivious to the size of their linos. They'd be Swearing and carrying on at eachother, the whole resort would be woken up and me and me mum like the southern snobs we are  would turn to eachother and say 'we're associated with them, how embarassing?' It'd be about 9am and the old man (with Leeds tats) would order a San Miguel at the bar and start necking that, nothing wrong with that mind but at least have a little etiquicy instead of attracting some much attention while slobbering everywhere. Mum with all here fake gold, purple eye liner, red lipstick and dangley earings along with exposing her beautiful stretch marks would be mouthing off at the kids with a superking in her hand and the kids themselves would look and act like little pikeys.

It's not just Northern (Yorkshire) people, some of the most obnoxious, annoying, loud mouth cnts to grace this planet are Southeners, especially c@ckneys.

as you were...

[Judge]

i think it was an attempt at humour, i does it all the time, changes peoples post that is not attempt humour.

? 

[made in UK]

Jokes about scousers, I mean just because I am one, why does everyone in the south think I want to hear it.

Do you live down south mate ,

An i agree with the Scouse jokes , i get them from me own kids , Especialy the dirty blue bitter gobsh.ite

Must be fun in yours Nan

Hate scouse jokes on holiday, usually from a big fat bellend with his England towel and union jack shorts, bald, fat, with tatoos on his knuckles with Love & Hate, and earings in.

Oi theres a scaser ere watch yer purses and wallets then roars laughing at himself kunts.

Have to admit when me and me mum used to go to somewhere like Majorca or tenerife. We'd be down at the pool in the morning having just been beaten to the sunbeds by the Germans. And it would be relatively calm and quiet around the pool, the all of a sudden down come the Northern clampets. Big Yorkshire acsents mouthing off at their 4 or 5 little runts behind them. You'd hear them coming down the stairs and you'd cringe, then you'd see em. The fat old man with his bit of mutton carrying lino beds and rubber rings for the kids and the kids themselves taking out the OAP oblivious to the size of their linos. They'd be Swearing and carrying on at eachother, the whole resort would be woken up and me and me mum like the southern snobs we are  would turn to eachother and say 'we're associated with them, how embarassing?' It'd be about 9am and the old man (with Leeds tats) would order a San Miguel at the bar and start necking that, nothing wrong with that mind but at least have a little etiquicy instead of attracting some much attention while slobbering everywhere. Mum with all here fake gold, purple eye liner, red lipstick and dangley earings along with exposing her beautiful stretch marks would be mouthing off at the kids with a superking in her hand and the kids themselves would look and act like little pikeys.

It's not just Northern (Yorkshire) people, some of the most obnoxious, annoying, loud mouth cnts to grace this planet are Southeners, especially c@ckneys.

as you were...

I take it your from Yorkshire then? 

[Judge]

Jokes about scousers, I mean just because I am one, why does everyone in the south think I want to hear it.

Do you live down south mate ,

An i agree with the Scouse jokes , i get them from me own kids , Especialy the dirty blue bitter gobsh.ite

Must be fun in yours Nan

Hate scouse jokes on holiday, usually from a big fat bellend with his England towel and union jack shorts, bald, fat, with tatoos on his knuckles with Love & Hate, and earings in.

Oi theres a scaser ere watch yer purses and wallets then roars laughing at himself kunts.

Have to admit when me and me mum used to go to somewhere like Majorca or tenerife. We'd be down at the pool in the morning having just been beaten to the sunbeds by the Germans. And it would be relatively calm and quiet around the pool, the all of a sudden down come the Northern clampets. Big Yorkshire acsents mouthing off at their 4 or 5 little runts behind them. You'd hear them coming down the stairs and you'd cringe, then you'd see em. The fat old man with his bit of mutton carrying lino beds and rubber rings for the kids and the kids themselves taking out the OAP oblivious to the size of their linos. They'd be Swearing and carrying on at eachother, the whole resort would be woken up and me and me mum like the southern snobs we are  would turn to eachother and say 'we're associated with them, how embarassing?' It'd be about 9am and the old man (with Leeds tats) would order a San Miguel at the bar and start necking that, nothing wrong with that mind but at least have a little etiquicy instead of attracting some much attention while slobbering everywhere. Mum with all here fake gold, purple eye liner, red lipstick and dangley earings along with exposing her beautiful stretch marks would be mouthing off at the kids with a superking in her hand and the kids themselves would look and act like little pikeys.

It's not just Northern (Yorkshire) people, some of the most obnoxious, annoying, loud mouth cnts to grace this planet are Southeners, especially c@ckneys like dawson.

as you were...