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[Lando_Griffin]

I'd have stamped on his knees - the f*cking c*nt.

Wouldn't you just love to wring the little b*stards neck until his face matches his Sh*tski shirt, then dump his oh-so-close-to-death body in a rat-infested potting shed overlooking the sand dunes of Crackney Bay?

I know I would.

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I'd have stamped on his knees - the f*cking c*nt.

Wouldn't you just love to wring the little b*stards neck until his face matches his Sh*tski shirt, then dump his oh-so-close-to-death body in a rat-infested potting shed overlooking the sand dunes of Crackney Bay?

I know I would.

very poetic lando, well done, you are finally getting in touch with your feminine side

[Judge]

4.19 am, dont you lot go to bed??

[AlanHansen]

Just got some on this,

Allegedly Cole was shagging her over the bathroom sink when her boyfriend walked in and put him out the window.

[Archetype]

It about time Cole got battered!

[dawson99]

Isn't Keeley the fit bird with nice Jonnymacs?

I made up a new word, and you all know what Jonnymacs mean!

but do u think shes got a hairy Dward?

 

[Lando_Griffin]

I'd have killed him if he nobbed my bird.

And I'd kill to knob that bird!!!!!

[A.B.]

And I'd kill to knob that bird!!!!!

I'd run you over, to get to her first

[Lando_Griffin]

But I can fly!!! 

[A.B.]

Problem is the fat that's hanging from your stomach like an anchor.

[Lando_Griffin]

Problem is the fat that's hanging from your stomach like an anchor.

That's my lucky pillow, "Eddie".
You b*stard.   

[A.B.]

Here's ''Eddie'' the pillow: