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by **red37** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:31 pm

Double f*cking negatives, thats what do my head in! :angry:

I 'can't not' fail to get aggravated

Oh and geneology. Anything to do with family trees...relatives, their relationship titles - who they are to you ie: cousins, nephews (and permutations thereof)
and all that palava etc... cant be doing with it.

And while im ere...

Opening a tin of the arl Princes' corned beef with one of them twirly keys that rip the metal CORRECTLY and more important - SUCCESSFULLY :glare:

by **red37** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:33 pm

..oops.

(I moved it here meself) :laugh:

by **Dinger** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:42 pm

Pregnant Women, As explained here by Ted's girlfriend from Scrubs.
Babies.

by **Igor Zidane** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:48 pm

When you go for a dump and you thinks it's the biggest terd that's came out of an @rse since Alex ferguson was born . You turn around to have a look at your impressive anaconda and there's feck all there . Ghost sh!tes are most annoying . :Oo:

by **red37** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:23 pm

I only get the ones where...you spend up to 5 minutes stood up, cross legged goin "nnnnnnnmmnneeeeeeerrhhhh" and hoping to god no one looks at yer face. Then (inevitably) when its 'touchin' cloth time' - its cautiously up the arl stairs one at a time with legs akimbo, praying that the cheeks of yer ar5e dont part company with one an other before the 'great plop' is allowed to occur

Mind you - i do have the odd "oh f*ck i'm leggin it" types as well on occasion...

by **NANNY RED** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:10 pm

MEN they do my fecking head in , That is all

by **Boocity** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:18 pm

Women's problems

by **Dundalk** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:41 pm

Which ones?

There are thousands!!

by **Boocity** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:47 pm

Dundalk wrote:Which ones?

There are thousands!!

True,

If I had to pick one, the fecking monthly ones

by **NANNY RED** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:36 am

Boocity wrote:
Dundalk wrote:Which ones?

There are thousands!!

True,

If I had to pick one, the fecking monthly ones

Wouldnt know about them problems. not had that problem in 20 years :laugh:

by **babu** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 2:22 am

Yeah me too. One of the biggest things I have to correct in emails from my staff is: 'revert back' - as in I will revert back to you as soon as possible

I hate it

by **Judge** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:23 am

NANNY RED wrote:
Boocity wrote:
Dundalk wrote:Which ones?

There are thousands!!

True,

If I had to pick one, the fecking monthly ones

Wouldnt know about them problems. not had that problem in 20 years

no u have them every day now, much worse is a post menopausal women

by **metalhead** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 4:40 pm

babu wrote:Yeah me too. One of the biggest things I have to correct in emails from my staff is: 'revert back' - as in I will revert back to you as soon as possible

I hate it

but they never revert back to you

by **dawson99** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 4:48 pm

people who say aks (pronounced arks) instead of ask... let me aks you something

by **Ben Patrick** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 4:55 pm

bagels, why make a hole for no reason ?

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