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[Judge]

thinking about it, it was probably shaun wright phillips who beat him up. might give him a chance of actually getting a game.

if joe cole was in a taxi at the time, my moneys on dennis wise 

[stmichael]

thinking about it, it was probably shaun wright phillips who beat him up. might give him a chance of actually getting a game.

if joe cole was in a taxi at the time, my moneys on dennis wise 

dwarf fight

[dawson99]

im getting some real severe de ja vous at the moment. could swear u wrote that earleir mike lol

[JBG]

Isn't Keeley the fit bird with nice Jonnymacs?

I made up a new word, and you all know what Jonnymacs mean!

[adamnbarrett]

I bet it was maureen himself,

maureen "YOU (punch) MUST (punch) DE (punch) FEND (punch)"

cole "gaffer stop hitting me"

maureen "shh shut up"

[RAFABENITEZ]

nothing serious i hope

[RAFABENITEZ]

nothing serious i hope

[A.B.]

Cole in clear over brawl

By Matt Hughes



JOE COLE is likely to escape disciplinary action from José Mourinho after reportedly being beaten up in the early hours of Sunday morning.
The Chelsea midfield player was said to be badly beaten at the southeast London home of Keeley Hazell, a glamour model, after a night out with John Terry to celebrate their side’s FA Cup third-round win over Huddersfield Town.

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Even though he's likely to escape disciplinary action, Mourinho was thinking about punishing him for getting his A$$ kicked

[A.B.]

Cole: Jose, why am I on the bench ?

Mourinho: I play players who I zsthink aren't bitches.

Cole: But I'm not a bitch

Mourinho: You want me to go to www. skysportsnews.com, keyword: Joe Cole beaten up to a bloody pulp?

Cole: No,no,no,no,no

Mourinho: Sssshh Shut up then

[Ciggy]

Dont think our big P will be to happy apparently his bird was at this party.
Dump her P get yerself a lovely scouse girl. 

[drummerphil]

Dont think our big P will be to happy apparently his bird was at this party.
Dump her P get yerself a lovely scouse girl. 

she looks like pete burns in my opinion........

[RAFABENITEZ]

Dont think our big P will be to happy apparently his bird was at this party.
Dump her P get yerself a lovely scouse girl. 

which raises te question  why are the scouse birds so gorgeous? Whenever im down in Liverpool for long enough to go to the town centre, there is swarms of them il compare my estimtes of Liverpool and the shi*hole i live in, Carlisle...


                       Liverpool------------------Carlisle
---M.I.L.F.S         60%?                               5%
---Minters            30%                                15%
---you would         80%                               55%
---I would but,        85%                              65%
better keep it quiet
---- URGHHH           15%                              35%


well, something like that anyway..........

[JBG]

Bloody Nora, has anybody seen Kelly?     

[72-1136150807]

Well worth getting a kicking for, oh, but he was 'sleeping' though wasnt he?   Yeah right!!!

[Reinas No.1 Fan]

As If 

Cole in clear over brawl

By Matt Hughes

JOE COLE is likely to escape disciplinary action from José Mourinho after reportedly being beaten up in the early hours of Sunday morning.

The Chelsea midfield player was said to be badly beaten at the southeast London home of Keeley Hazell, a glamour model, after a night out with John Terry to celebrate their side’s FA Cup third-round win over Huddersfield Town.

The England internationals, along with Anton Ferdinand and Bobby Zamora, the West Ham United players, celebrated in the Embassy club in the West End before Cole returned with others to a house in Grove Park, where the altercation took place. There is no suggestion that Cole was the instigator.

Mourinho takes a dim view of his players socialising until the early hours, but Cole should escape punishment as the manager had given his squad Sunday and Monday off. The 24-year-old returned to training yesterday with no discernible injuries and is expected to take his place in Chelsea’s squad to face Sunderland in the Barclays Premiership at the weekend.

Mourinho has banned his players from going out the night before a training session, but gives them more license during their days off.

doesn't surprise me one bit.

it's clear cole wasn't hit, he dived.

Joe cole dive never