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[Ben Patrick]

Taking an emergency dump (the ones that come without warning) after blasting out the excriment you realise there is no bog roll. Its in the next room (for some womanly reason) so you have to stand up and shuffle to the next room with your jeans round your ankles while your a.rse is still dirty and getting worse from the smudge of shuffling.

Not only that, this really does my head in. I have a bad fear of spiders and I had to rush to the bog a few days back. After losing some weight I look up and there it is, an octopus in the corner of the ceiling. I nearly had a heart attack. So I wiped (quickly) while ducking and keeping an eye on the bugger to make sure it didnt jump onto my head then legged it !

I hate spiders, they ruin my whole day. 

Feckin big girl 

[Roger Red Hat]

cool, a thread which includes tales of dumping - my kinda thread, did I ever tell you all about trap 2...

[Roger Red Hat]

how come ya go for a wazz, stand there shaking the drips off for 5 minutes and then the seconfd you put ya todger back in ya kecks - ya todger dribbles a shot of p!ss out, not a lot but just enough to create a wet patch in ya trolleys.

hate it.

[bunglemark2]

how come ya go for a wazz, stand there shaking the drips off for 5 minutes and then the seconfd you put ya todger back in ya kecks - ya todger dribbles a shot of p!ss out, not a lot but just enough to create a wet patch in ya trolleys.

hate it.

Go buy yerself an adult nappy, ye dirty tramp...

[dawson99]

how come ya go for a wazz, stand there shaking the drips off for 5 minutes and then the seconfd you put ya todger back in ya kecks - ya todger dribbles a shot of p!ss out, not a lot but just enough to create a wet patch in ya trolleys.

hate it.

Does it burn as well? that's what annoys me

If you're shaking the drips for 5 minutes you're in trouble mate

[andy_g]

if you stand there shaking it for 5 minutes its no wonder something dribbles out.

[Number 9]

how come ya go for a wazz, stand there shaking the drips off for 5 minutes and then the seconfd you put ya todger back in ya kecks - ya todger dribbles a shot of p!ss out, not a lot but just enough to create a wet patch in ya trolleys.

hate it.

Does it burn as well? that's what annoys me

If you're shaking the drips for 5 minutes you're in trouble mate

 

Lee J has a blockage in his japs eye it seems!

Syphilis co'ck!

[Roger Red Hat]

how come ya go for a wazz, stand there shaking the drips off for 5 minutes and then the seconfd you put ya todger back in ya kecks - ya todger dribbles a shot of p!ss out, not a lot but just enough to create a wet patch in ya trolleys.

hate it.

Does it burn as well? that's what annoys me

If you're shaking the drips for 5 minutes you're in trouble mate

 

Lee J has a blockage in his japs eye it seems!

Syphilis co'ck!

thank you doctor 

[heimdall]

if you stand there shaking it for 5 minutes its no wonder something dribbles out.

[stmichael]

text speak  

[heimdall]

Sitting in a meeting room whilst all about me are speaking Swiss German does my bloody head in. Normal German I can kind of follow but swiss german is a compeltely different thing, plus they are all so bloody pleased with themselves and Federer, damn you Murrey!!   

[Boocity]

Yes, thats a total wind up, some of the words are fecking longer than the proper ones.

[bunglemark2]

Sitting in a meeting room whilst all about me are speaking Swiss German does my bloody head in. Normal German I can kind of follow but swiss german is a compeltely different thing, plus they are all so bloody pleased with themselves and Federer, damn you Murrey!!   

Schweetser Dootsch (as it is literally pronounced)...

I could never understand it either. I speak fluent German tho'....

[heimdall]

Sitting in a meeting room whilst all about me are speaking Swiss German does my bloody head in. Normal German I can kind of follow but swiss german is a compeltely different thing, plus they are all so bloody pleased with themselves and Federer, damn you Murrey!!   

Schweetser Dootsch (as it is literally pronounced)...

I could never understand it either. I speak fluent German tho'....

High deutsch is fine, I'm not fluent but kind of get the gist of what people are saying.
I heard  a story recently that Swiss German is all an affectation invented after the war as a way for the swiss to differentiate themselves from their german neighbours. Of course their distaste for Germany didn't actually extend to them giving back any of that lovely nazi gold that was deposited with them. 

[LFC2007]

Ze fkn Heimdall.