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[Ciggy]

I take it your from Yorkshire then? 

So is Karen Mathews and Judge

[Roger Red Hat]

everywhere has it's fair share of loud mouth, annoying people...  just look at Scotland.

[Judge]

I take it your from Yorkshire then? 

So is Karen Mathews and Judge

actually im from montrose in scotland

also karen matthews is a total villain, i am not and should not be mentioned that way in the same sentence as that evil women

[Judge]

everywhere has it's fair share of loud mouth, annoying people...  just look at Scotland.

jeffrey is a scottish surname

[NANNY RED]

:laugh:

Have to admit when me and me mum used to go to somewhere like Majorca or tenerife. We'd be down at the pool in the morning having just been beaten to the sunbeds by the Germans. And it would be relatively calm and quiet around the pool, the all of a sudden down come the Northern clampets. Big Yorkshire acsents mouthing off at their 4 or 5 little runts behind them. Swearing and carrying on at eachother, the whole resort would be woken up and me and me mum like the southern snobs we are  would turn to eachother and say 'we're associated with them, how embarassing are they?' It'd be about 9am and the old man (with Leeds tats) would order a San Miguel at the bar and start necking that. Mum with all here fake gold, purple eye liner, red lipstick and dangley earings along with exposing her beautiful stretch marks would be mouthing off at the kids with a superking in her hand and the kids themselves would look and act like little pikeys.

Im not a snob but these jeremy kyle scruffs on holiday make me ashamed to be english, big fat ale guts hangin over the shorts pint in hand as soon as the bar opens.

Their wives have got a belly hangin out of a bikini and they dont breath in, just let it all hang out like two ton Tess, their knockers are down by their belly button in a triangle bikini top that barely covers the nipples, ten earings in each ear and a big split in said ear cause the earings have been to heavy or ripped out white flesh, stretch marks, and a rose tatoo on the shoulder and a seahorse under the belly button that looks like a big fat dragon cause the skin has stretched that much, change shitty nappies on the sun lounger instead of going to the room and doing it, or let their kids shit in the pool loud mouth brits abroad.

They go to Spain to have a full english breakfast and a sunday roast, your in Spain you b@stards why not sample the local food? and Tapas?

They then sit off in an arl scruffy so called bar when its just a tent owned by English people to watch Eastenders, Corrie and Emmerdale. Your on holiday you gang of meffs get a life.

  Every word yous two have just said is true ,

[heimdall]

:laugh:

Have to admit when me and me mum used to go to somewhere like Majorca or tenerife. We'd be down at the pool in the morning having just been beaten to the sunbeds by the Germans. And it would be relatively calm and quiet around the pool, the all of a sudden down come the Northern clampets. Big Yorkshire acsents mouthing off at their 4 or 5 little runts behind them. Swearing and carrying on at eachother, the whole resort would be woken up and me and me mum like the southern snobs we are  would turn to eachother and say 'we're associated with them, how embarassing are they?' It'd be about 9am and the old man (with Leeds tats) would order a San Miguel at the bar and start necking that. Mum with all here fake gold, purple eye liner, red lipstick and dangley earings along with exposing her beautiful stretch marks would be mouthing off at the kids with a superking in her hand and the kids themselves would look and act like little pikeys.

Im not a snob but these jeremy kyle scruffs on holiday make me ashamed to be english, big fat ale guts hangin over the shorts pint in hand as soon as the bar opens.

Their wives have got a belly hangin out of a bikini and they dont breath in, just let it all hang out like two ton Tess, their knockers are down by their belly button in a triangle bikini top that barely covers the nipples, ten earings in each ear and a big split in said ear cause the earings have been to heavy or ripped out white flesh, stretch marks, and a rose tatoo on the shoulder and a seahorse under the belly button that looks like a big fat dragon cause the skin has stretched that much, change shitty nappies on the sun lounger instead of going to the room and doing it, or let their kids shit in the pool loud mouth brits abroad.

They go to Spain to have a full english breakfast and a sunday roast, your in Spain you b@stards why not sample the local food? and Tapas?

They then sit off in an arl scruffy so called bar when its just a tent owned by English people to watch Eastenders, Corrie and Emmerdale. Your on holiday you gang of meffs get a life.

  Every word yous two have just said is true ,

  It's a fair point but every country has them, believe me.

[Roger Red Hat]

everywhere has it's fair share of loud mouth, annoying people...  just look at Scotland.

jeffrey is a scottish surname

but my family originates from Ireland, on my  dads side.

Barnsley on my mums side 

[made in UK]

everywhere has it's fair share of loud mouth, annoying people...  just look at Scotland.

jeffrey is a scottish surname

but my family originates from Ireland, on my  dads side.

Barnsley on my mums side 

Pontefract rd (sp)?

[Roger Red Hat]

not got a clue

[Effes]

Pretentious people who say "Pièce de résistance" - can feck off.

Just say it's the best bit.

[roberto green]

The you buy 1 you get 1 free advert, I have to turn over when it's on

[Lando_Griffin]

Heimdall / Owzat / Lakes10 - give me 5 minutes in a locked room with him and I'd hurt him.

That's a bit naughty bungle, changing someone's post to suit your own little vendetta, I hope you asked Lee J for permission first otherwise it's libellous by the letter of the law.

Are you suggesting that you would do me harm, should I treat that as a threat?

Look I get a lot of stick on this forum and I can generally give as good as I get but I don't like sh1t like this not even in jest.

Pull your head out of your a*se, you big jessie.

[Lando_Griffin]

That's a bit naughty bungle, changing someone's post to suit your own little vendetta, I hope you asked Lee J for permission first otherwise it's libellous by the letter of the law.

Are you suggesting that you would do me harm, should I treat that as a threat?

Look I get a lot of stick on this forum and I can generally give as good as I get but I don't like sh1t like this not even in jest.

Apart from shooting you with balls of your own shyte, nah, not too much harm....mostly psychological, not physical...

Sweetie, I think you need to calm down. Get in touch with your inner viking - do a few big "RRrrrooaaarrrrsssss."

You b*stard, I nearly died laughing at that!!! 

[Lando_Griffin]

Please - somebody kill them all!!!

[red37]

Ovaltine or Horlicks.

FFS why cant there just be the one!  Both of em taste like s.*i*e