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[Dinger]

bagels, why make a hole for no  reason ?

For the lonely single man,

[Boocity]

bagels, why make a hole for no  reason ?

For the lonely single man,

You'd have to be pretty sad to make it with a Bagel

[Dinger]

bagels, why make a hole for no  reason ?

For the lonely single man,

You'd have to be pretty sad to make it with a Bagel

I can think of sadder.


But I can only think of one person that sad....

[dawson99]

is it a warm bagel?

[bunglemark2]

bagels, why make a hole for no  reason ?

For the lonely single man,

You'd have to be pretty sad to make it with a Bagel

Bagels have feelings too, you callous git !

[bunglemark2]

People who can't stack a dishwasher

[Boocity]

bagels, why make a hole for no  reason ?

For the lonely single man,

You'd have to be pretty sad to make it with a Bagel

Bagels have feelings too, you callous git !

Depends if its a male or female Bagel, but how can you tell

[Boocity]

People who can't stack a dishwasher

Are we back to women's problems again

[andy_g]

people who say aks (pronounced arks) instead of ask... let me aks you something

need to cut some wood. can i borrow your ask?

[Number 9]

People who let their dogs shi'te right outside my gate....Fuc'king .

There is a lot of dog walking goes on here cause the river is down the bottom of the street and dog owners like taking their dogs there it seems...pity it was not to drown them!
There are always turds lurking about on the footpath... it has to stop.i held my lip a few times cause it was a woman but the other night I was coming in and some geek was standing puffing a fag as his dog dumped a big mess right outside my gate!

I have been caught out a few times standing in poo and it really spoils my day,especially if you are rushing out to work at 6-30 when its still dark,you just dont feel clean the whole day!

So anyway I was coming in and Trev was standing smoking and his mongrel was dumping a load,I waited to see if he was gonna pick it up..Nope about to walk on!
"Hey boy what the are you at?"
He looked at me as if I was a criminal or something
Uh uh uh  "are ya gonna pick that up,its right outside my gate"
Uh uh..."hold on and I'll get you a bag" so I went in grabbed a bag and went out and the kunt had done a runner!!

Next time Im gonna kick outta him and his dog.....that infuriates me!

[roberto green]

Tell ya what does my head in.In work the way mostly managers and most people come to think of it are saying sh!t like "come on Guys lets get the work done" that's all it is is guys this and that.Where the frick did this "GUYS" term come from, I know it's another Americanised term but it proper does my head in the way it has entered the proper English language.

[red37]

Adverts. No matter what time you switch the telly on....there's a f*cking ad break

[NANNY RED]

Which ones?

There are thousands!!

True,

If I had to pick one, the fecking monthly ones

Wouldnt know about them problems. not had that problem in 20 years

no u have them every day now, much worse is a post menopausal women 

Sorry to dissapoint you but you could say i was spaded 20 years ago,  medical reasons like

[The Good Yank]

It's so Flippin Flappin cold right now, my downstairs fridge broke last week, I'll get a new one next week, this is my Beer fridge.  Well, I figure it's cold enough outside to keep the beer chilled.  I open one up tonight.  It's frozen.  Solid.  It's 19 degrees out (-7 for you) with a wind chill out of the north of 5 below (-20 C).


Please keep this in mind when I complain when it's 99 and huimid (37+ C) 5 months from now.

[Number 9]

It's so Flippin Flappin cold right now, my downstairs fridge broke last week, I'll get a new one next week, this is my Beer fridge.  Well, I figure it's cold enough outside to keep the beer chilled.  I open one up tonight.  It's frozen.  Solid.  It's 19 degrees out (-7 for you) with a wind chill out of the north of 5 below (-20 C).

you deserve all that for being a yank!
Just say the fridge had WOMD and send in the apaches,wipe the house out and build a new one...people will understand!