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[The Good Yank]

It's so Flippin Flappin cold right now, my downstairs fridge broke last week, I'll get a new one next week, this is my Beer fridge.  Well, I figure it's cold enough outside to keep the beer chilled.  I open one up tonight.  It's frozen.  Solid.  It's 19 degrees out (-7 for you) with a wind chill out of the north of 5 below (-20 C).

you deserve all that for being a yank!
Just say the fridge had WOMD and send in the apaches,wipe the house out and build a new one...people will understand!

Instead of being a wiseass you could tell me what I could do with frozen beer.   

[Number 9]

It's so Flippin Flappin cold right now, my downstairs fridge broke last week, I'll get a new one next week, this is my Beer fridge.  Well, I figure it's cold enough outside to keep the beer chilled.  I open one up tonight.  It's frozen.  Solid.  It's 19 degrees out (-7 for you) with a wind chill out of the north of 5 below (-20 C).

you deserve all that for being a yank!
Just say the fridge had WOMD and send in the apaches,wipe the house out and build a new one...people will understand!

Instead of being a wiseass you could tell me what I could do with frozen beer.   

Suck it like a lolly!(popsticle)

[Number 9]

I hate that ba,stard with an unbridled passion....Im working so dont get to see his shi,tty shows during the day but by fu,ck he brings me down if I flick at night and see him wooping about getting on like a nob!
NO ONE ANNOYS ME MORE THAN HIM!

[The Good Yank]

It's so Flippin Flappin cold right now, my downstairs fridge broke last week, I'll get a new one next week, this is my Beer fridge.  Well, I figure it's cold enough outside to keep the beer chilled.  I open one up tonight.  It's frozen.  Solid.  It's 19 degrees out (-7 for you) with a wind chill out of the north of 5 below (-20 C).

you deserve all that for being a yank!
Just say the fridge had WOMD and send in the apaches,wipe the house out and build a new one...people will understand!

Instead of being a wiseass you could tell me what I could do with frozen beer.   

Suck it like a lolly!(popsticle)

Funny.  I said that to the Missus about an hour ago















She's in bed by herself now.  I've got a nice cozy spot on the couch waiting for me.

[Number 9]

It's so Flippin Flappin cold right now, my downstairs fridge broke last week, I'll get a new one next week, this is my Beer fridge.  Well, I figure it's cold enough outside to keep the beer chilled.  I open one up tonight.  It's frozen.  Solid.  It's 19 degrees out (-7 for you) with a wind chill out of the north of 5 below (-20 C).

you deserve all that for being a yank!
Just say the fridge had WOMD and send in the apaches,wipe the house out and build a new one...people will understand!

Instead of being a wiseass you could tell me what I could do with frozen beer.   

Suck it like a lolly!(popsticle)

Funny.  I said that to the Missus about an hour ago















She's in bed by herself now.  I've got a nice cozy spot on the couch waiting for me.

...call the apaches in

[The Good Yank]

Or the Russian Dolls, I hear they can get the job done

[neil]

"Hey boy what the are you at?"
He looked at me as if I was a criminal or something
Uh uh uh  "are ya gonna pick that up,its right outside my gate"
Uh uh..."hold on and I'll get you a bag" so I went in grabbed a bag and went out and the kunt had done a runner!!

I've had 2 encounters of this nature, both times women, 1st time asked how she would feel if I had a s4it on her front, she said she "wouldnt mind", lol, the next time was walkin in me mams when this dog cocked its leg up and started wazzin over the fence, so I paused and said "what the f4cks goin on?!" dogs owner said "he's only havin a wee" like that wasnt filthy? theyre proper d1ckheads.
Why dont we start a thread based on anecdotal dog poo confrontations?

[red37]

"Hey boy what the are you at?"
He looked at me as if I was a criminal or something
Uh uh uh  "are ya gonna pick that up,its right outside my gate"
Uh uh..."hold on and I'll get you a bag" so I went in grabbed a bag and went out and the kunt had done a runner!!

I've had 2 encounters of this nature, both times women, 1st time asked how she would feel if I had a s4it on her front, she said she "wouldnt mind", lol, the next time was walkin in me mams when this dog cocked its leg up and started wazzin over the fence, so I paused and said "what the f4cks goin on?!" dogs owner said "he's only havin a wee" like that wasnt filthy? theyre proper d1ckheads.
Why dont we start a thread based on anecdotal dog poo confrontations?

I remember the arl 'Bongs' in Widnes - full of it. Up to yer ankles... 

[neil]

the bongs lol, part of it is an expressway now I think. Read in the paper that the asbo family from hell have moved into one of those streets by the bongs, they were barred from liverpool wirral everywhere, expect more poo.

[Boocity]

Adverts. No matter what time you switch the telly on....there's a f*cking ad break

Sky's got to be the worst, 200 fecking channels and they time the fecking advert breaks so they are on at the same time. 

[RED BEERGOGGLES]

I detest Sky Sports News ,especially when they are currently promoting an all in F*ck Fest in honour of Wayne Rooney ,
Physically stomach churning ,I personally think it should be banned from all freeview televisions ,as every time I come home my Lads watching that b@stard channel, even though he realizes how offensive I find it 

[LFC2007]

The obsession with mobile technology. ( )

[made in UK]

Taking an emergency dump (the ones that come without warning) after blasting out the excriment you realise there is no bog roll. Its in the next room (for some womanly reason) so you have to stand up and shuffle to the next room with your jeans round your ankles while your a.rse is still dirty and getting worse from the smudge of shuffling.

[Kharhaz]

Taking an emergency dump (the ones that come without warning) after blasting out the excriment you realise there is no bog roll. Its in the next room (for some womanly reason) so you have to stand up and shuffle to the next room with your jeans round your ankles while your a.rse is still dirty and getting worse from the smudge of shuffling.

Not only that, this really does my head in. I have a bad fear of spiders and I had to rush to the bog a few days back. After losing some weight I look up and there it is, an octopus in the corner of the ceiling. I nearly had a heart attack. So I wiped (quickly) while ducking and keeping an eye on the bugger to make sure it didnt jump onto my head then legged it !

I hate spiders, they ruin my whole day. 

[Boocity]

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