just a thought like i mean they want nunez back if he does well
Hope raffa tells them to f#k off they already got our best striker now our best player
they didnt go thru with there promise on the owen deal we should have got morientes not nunez so they are not gettin Gerrard hope raffa sticks a price tag of 40 mill on his head like wenger did with viera they soon backed off 
or will he come out an be honest and say he will consider his future come january?
ivor_the_injun i think you are right about five live but they where the only ones to get the Owen story right
Posted: Aug. 13 2004,12:48
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Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse...
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"Hello?"
"Hello-a Leevapool - this is Mardreed"
"Ah right. Hi"
"We like-a our, how you say? Meester Michael. Heez leg a little broken right now, but he such a sweet boy. Thank you for make-a the deal-a possible so we buy him"
"That's quite alright. Thanks for letting us have Nunez"
"I'm-a sorry, who?"
"Nunez, you know, the guy you sent over as part of the deal"
"Nunez?"
"Yeah, Nunez"
"I'm-a sorry, I think-a you're mistaken"
"No, you sent us over a lad called Nunez along with the £9m for Owen - the best young player since Cheyrou, you said?"
"Ah-a - Juanfran, you mean?"
"Yeah, we wanted Juanfran, but you gave us this Nunez instead"
"No, no, no - that cannot be Maaadreeed. The only Nunez I know cleans my windows and washes my cars. I haven't seen him around for a while, h-actuarrrly. You mistaken, no?"
"Whatever...was there anything else?"
"Ah yes-a - Mr Michael tell us about his friend, Stevie Gerrard-io"
"I've been told I'm not allowed to talk to you about him"
"Oh but think of Mr Michael. He miss his friend ever-so"
"I really can't talk to you about him"
"But I just mean he maybe come over for, how you say, 'holiday' time with Mr Michael?"
"I don't know, I really shouldn't talk about Stevie"
"But sometimes Mr Liverpool, Michael he cry because he miss-a his friend so so much"
"I feel for the lad, I really do"
"And it just be a one-a, two-a day holiday"
"Well, I guess that doesn't sound too bad"
"Good, good - I don't mean to keep him when-a you need him, I know he play beautiful football for you on-a weekend. So, you send him over on-a, let's see, September 20th?"
"Ah, but you see - we've got a game that day. Against Manchester United"
"Ah - Manchester. We have a player who used to play for them, you know?"
"Yeah, we know"
"He give balls so, so golden, you know?"
"Right"
"He invite-a me and Mr Michael to dinner a couple times with his wife lady. Such a beautiful wife lady, especial-a for her age..."
"Right, but you understand Stevie can't go over on the 20th?"
"You like-a cars, Mr Liverpool?"
"Er...I suppose so, yeah. But you know..."
"I have the beeegest collection-a cars in Madrid you know?"
"That's really interesting, but you understand about the game on the 20th..."
"Sometimes I just think - hey! I go buy a car today. You know?"
"Right, but you see...(ringing in background)...ah - that's another call. Can you hang on while I take this?"
"I can't even-a think of how many cars I have-a right-a now..."
"(still ringing)Yeah, but I need to take this, so if you can just hang on..."
"Maybe I have 30 cars? I not-a sure..."
"I'm really, really going to have to take this call..."
"You like girls, Mr Liverpool?"
"What? Sure, whatever..."
"How about music, I bet you listen-a the Beatles all the while-a, hah?"
"Yeah, but I'm on another call, so if you can just hang on..."
"So that's-a agreed? You send-a Mr Stevie and his agent over to me on the 20th?"
"Yeah, okay, but I have to take this call..."
"<click.....brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr>"
"Er, I mean no - we've got a game on the 20th..."
"<brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr>"
"Oh f*cking hell..."


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