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by **dawson99** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:37 am

If you recieve an E-mail from the deaprtment of health regarding swine flu saying you should not eat tinned pork please ignore....

It's just spam

by **Gerrard30391** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 1:03 pm

Dawson, you tart, i posted that in the jokes thread last week!

by **Glen Quagmire** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 1:07 pm

by **dawson99** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 1:13 pm

yeah but when i posted it it was funnier

it just made me gaffaw

by **Gerrard30391** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 1:17 pm

You pleb.

by **dawson99** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 1:27 pm

you're a pleb

by **Roger Red Hat** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 1:35 pm

I thought i had swine flu - turned out I just had crackling in my ear

, but dont worry, I got some OINKment and now I'm sqwealing better.

by **Glen Quagmire** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 2:11 pm

What bees make milk?

Boo-bees

by **dawson99** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 2:13 pm

whats the stupidest animal in the sea?

the imbaseal

by **Judge** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 2:15 pm

Lee J wrote:I thought i had swine flu - turned out I just had crackling in my ear , but dont worry, I got some OINKment and now I'm sqwealing better.

here you are lee

by **Glen Quagmire** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 2:21 pm

Whats red n sits up a tree?

A sanitry owl

by **Glen Quagmire** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 2:23 pm

What do get if you sit under a cow?

Pat on the head

by **Glen Quagmire** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 2:24 pm

What does a dwarf get if he walks between the legs of a tall lady?

A clit round the ear.

Or

Or a twat on the nose

Or

a flap in the face

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