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Postby tubby » Sun Jun 07, 2009 7:02 pm

I like Tennis.
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Postby dawson99 » Sun Jun 07, 2009 7:03 pm

bavlondon wrote:I like Tennis.

:D

I don't like tennis... I love it
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Postby burjennio » Sun Jun 07, 2009 7:22 pm

still no one has give us the name of the chick with the massive bazookas. Who is she? If I google "tennis player with giant tits" will it give me her name?
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Postby dawson99 » Sun Jun 07, 2009 7:25 pm

Simona Halep... but she's going for reductive surgery soon!
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Postby Big Niall » Mon Jun 08, 2009 3:12 pm

dawson99 wrote:Simona Halep... but she's going for reductive surgery soon!

Such surgeries should be illegal :angry:

Feminists like myself believe in "ban the bra" type movements.
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Postby GYBS » Mon Jun 08, 2009 4:40 pm

Any movement that involves Bras is good for me - mainly when the young ladies take them off :p :D
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Mon Jun 08, 2009 5:19 pm

andy_g wrote:nope - you haven't been right about anything.

gay people are not, by and large, weak and girly. some are, of course, as are some straight people.

i don't believe for a second that anyone needs to be gay, bisexual or whatever. unless they want to be.

the fact that everybody is different is exactly the concept that i grasp. so i am lumping you in with just yourself - you can be a small minded and not all that amusing pleb all on your own.

i have never hugged a bunny and don't even like them that much.

the problem, for me, is not that you call people queer for a joke. the problem, for me, is your repeated put downs, insults and remarks that anything you don't like is 'gay, 'queer' or 'homo'. and by this you are implying 'weak', 'girly', 'inferior', 'somehow wrong' and in need of putting right. you have made that fairly clear yourself in this thread and many times in the past.

you always hide behind your so-called humour, giving yourself free reign to insult, slander and abuse anyone you feel like. and if someone pulls you up on it you start to cry about them not being able to take a joke.

so no, forgive me if my incredibley open mind doesn't allow me to understand it, or even less condone it.

Well I guess you're just going to have to deal with it, then, aren't you?

A "poof/queen/queer/ponce/fairy" implies girly and arty-farty.

It's how people talk in England, Andy.

Sorry if you don't like working-class humour - you'll just have to cry yourself to sleep about it...
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Postby andy_g » Mon Jun 08, 2009 5:25 pm

Lando_Griffin wrote:It's how small minded, dim witted and distinctly unimaginative people talk in England, Andy.

i know, lando... i know


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Postby Lando_Griffin » Mon Jun 08, 2009 5:27 pm

andy_g wrote:
Lando_Griffin wrote:It's how small minded, dim witted and distinctly unimaginative people talk in England, Andy.

i know, lando... i know


:(

Bravo, BRAVO!!!

What do you do as an encore - get your c*ck out?
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Postby GYBS » Mon Jun 08, 2009 5:28 pm

Lando maybe its time to give it a rest ? someone obviously finds what you say to them is insulting so maybe dont say it then , ncie and simple .
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Postby andy_g » Mon Jun 08, 2009 5:29 pm

now why is it that me getting my :censored: out is the first thing that leaps to your mind, lando?

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Postby Lando_Griffin » Mon Jun 08, 2009 5:33 pm

GYBS wrote:Lando maybe its time to give it a rest ? someone obviously finds what you say to them is insulting so maybe dont say it then , ncie and simple .

Or...

He could hit the "ignore poster" button.

That way he won't have to get himself all upset and tearful about something that he chose to comment on, and I can continue exploiting this amazing thing we have here called "freedom of speech".

It's on its death-bed, I know, but it's still sucking in the air for now...
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Mon Jun 08, 2009 5:33 pm

andy_g wrote:now why is it that me getting my :censored: out is the first thing that leaps to your mind, lando?

:oops:

I would imagine it's your one remaining talent if both sexes crave it...  :;):
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Postby GYBS » Mon Jun 08, 2009 5:33 pm

Freedom of Speech still has its restrictions - you still have to aware of other people in the world
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Mon Jun 08, 2009 5:43 pm

GYBS wrote:Freedom of Speech still has its restrictions - you still have to aware of other people in the world

So let me get this perfectly straight: I'm not allowed to say on here that I find a double-handed back-hand gay?

I think you should study law and get back to me.

Or shall I cart myself off to jail for saying "I think that St Paul's Cathedral looks like a tit."?

Because that's where your logic leads...

If it's the insults, surely Andy saying that he wants his gay mates to "show me the error of my ways" is slightly worse than my calling him a "gaybat" BEFORE his revelation about his being bisexual in the past?

Notice, for a moment, that I have not once made any reference to his sexuality AFTER this?

There's the subtle difference I would not expect he or you to notice - because once some mindless gimp on his soapbox starts blabbing like a sissy girl about the wrongs of another, all sense gets left by the wayside.

I call things/people gay for it is the way I speak. It is not to "do the gay man down" as Andy "Luther King" G suggests.

It is merely how everyone my age in my area speaks.

And not accepting this is at the very least xenophobic.

(But I guess the irony is lost on the pair of you, atop your soapbox...)

So you see, despite appearances, you are just as bad as you're making me out to be - the difference is, I jest and you condemn.

To think, eh? All this because I referred to a f*cking tennis shot as homosexual...

You pair of f*cking loons.  :wwww
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