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NANNY RED wrote:I think weve got much bigger fish to fry

Let them spend there millions on a player theve already got, that will take them out of the playing field because i cant see them coming up with another 20 or 30 million for anyone else

Leaves Rafa with only the run in to trot, instead of jumping the last fence

Now you put it like that it doesn't seem so bad

GYBS wrote:Nanny they are going to get around 70 mil from the sale of ronaldo to spend during the summer and i expect them to get someone like ribery

Why whos signed him I dont care what Madrid are saying there sh.ite why is he gonna go there ,

Ill guarentee he will still be there next season

damjan193 wrote:Hey i hope that Ronaldo will leave United, so it could be easier for us to win it next year lol.Tevez is going for sure, Ronaldo probably, judgeing by his reaction when they played with City , so the only problem is Rooney now.I say we wack him lol.P.S. my first post .

You will hit a century on this form no prob

damjan193 wrote:Hey i hope that Ronaldo will leave United, so it could be easier for us to win it next year lol.Tevez is going for sure, Ronaldo probably, judgeing by his reaction when they played with City , so the only problem is Rooney now.I say we wack him lol.P.S. my first post .

NANNY RED wrote:

damjan193 wrote:Hey i hope that Ronaldo will leave United, so it could be easier for us to win it next year lol.Tevez is going for sure, Ronaldo probably, judgeing by his reaction when they played with City , so the only problem is Rooney now.I say we wack him lol.P.S. my first post .

Welcome lad, but wether any of them stay or go i dont care because were gonna be champions next season,

sworth26 wrote:Breaking News: Carlos Tevez Announces He Is Joining Liverpool

In a startling twist to the Carlos Tevez "he loves me, he loves me not saga," the man from Argentina has announced that he is joining what he calls "the true Reds" at the end of the season.

This news follows months (if the press are to be believed) of condescending treatment received of Tevez at Manchester United.

Kia Joorabchain, the Iranian born suit who represents the group of investors that own the economic rights to Tevez, said that Liverpool, represented by their godfather Rafael Benitez, made an offer "I and my money grubbing pals couldn't refuse."

The most relieved man to emerge from this saga is the man on the street, who before Tevez's move became official had been forced to endure weeks of the same old crappy headlines and motor-boating tactics used by the British media to make the public care.

Manchester United fans, on the other hand, when told that their talisman had decided to become the first Red Devil to switch to Merseyside in over 20 years, staged a sit-down protest outside Dimitar Berbatov's residence, holding placards saying "go north!', "why not you? why Carlos?" and "do you have any Bulgarian sausage available? We missed lunch."

Sir Alex Ferguson, who said last week that "the fans love a trier" and "that's the great thing about football—a lad who tries can be forgiven for a lot of things," was unavailable for comment.

Rumour has it that that Ferguson was busy stroking Christiano Ronaldo's hair and whispering in his ear "you are better looking than David." Ferguson's publicist, however, denies these allegations.

Rafael Benitez said about his latest acquisition: "Carlos is a very good player. He has the work-rate of a hyperactive gopher and this is what my team needs." When a reporter asked Benitez whether the team actually belonged to the fans, Benitez corrected himself by saying: "My and the shareholders team."

Liverpool captain, and possible candidate for mayor, Steven Gerrard, who reportedly likes to be called "Stevie G" these days, was excited by Tevez's imminent arrival, telling an interviewer on Liverpool radio "I'm excited by Tevez's imminent arrival."

With Manchester United's season not yet finished, Joorabchain said that "Carlos is still focused on winning the title and beating FC Messi in the Champions League final. He just needs to fit it all between travelling to Liverpool for his medical."

When asked about the transfer cost, Benitez referred the press to Liverpool's dynamic Yankee duo Tom Hicks and George Gillett. When the dual-owners were contacted, their secretary said that the pair had gone away to the island of Papua New Guinea to try and re-kindle their flagging relationship.

Some suspect that Liverpool have sold a percentage of the rights to their yet-to-be named new stadium to finance the move, considering how many parties are benefiting from the move. The London Stock Exchange noticed a 10% rise in Liverpool trading, stating that most of the action had originated from Indonesia.

More to follow...

http://bleacherreport.com/article....verpool


   

pardon my language but WTF... I thought it was for real...