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Postby GRAHAM01 » Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:51 pm

i have had to contact the doc's today as one of my workers came back from cancun on thur and came back in to work friday and he has the FLU  ( I AM NOT SH*TTING YOU ) he, his girlfriend and father in law who lives with them are all in quaratine at his house

they have had swabs taken away and is waiting for the results, the fecker was coughing all over the place on friday TW*T

i feel fine at the moment but it makes you worry, feck me i have to go home to my kids and misses tonight??
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Postby supersub » Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:58 pm

It's just another way for the G20 countries to deflect attention from themselves and the gouging they are doing with our money....us menials should be glad to be alive and stop moaning...stay indoors....don't talk to people ...just do what your leaders say....pay more tax and live longer...work harder for less money...live longer....gamble on government lotteries and live longer....vote for us and we will save you and you will live longer...take drugs and be 2 sheets to the wind and live longer...
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Postby Judge » Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:00 pm

GRAHAM01 wrote:i have had to contact the doc's today as one of my workers came back from cancun on thur and came back in to work friday and he has the FLU  ( I AM NOT SH*TTING YOU ) he, his girlfriend and father in law who lives with them are all in quaratine at his house

they have had swabs taken away and is waiting for the results, the fecker was coughing all over the place on friday TW*T

i feel fine at the moment but it makes you worry, feck me i have to go home to my kids and misses tonight??

the H5N1 swine virus is most infectious in the first 5 days.

ask them when they started couging graham?
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Postby redbeergoggles » Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:11 pm

supersub wrote:It's just another way for the G20 countries to deflect attention from themselves and the gouging they are doing with our money....us menials should be glad to be alive and stop moaning...stay indoors....don't talk to people ...just do what your leaders say....pay more tax and live longer...work harder for less money...live longer....gamble on government lotteries and live longer....vote for us and we will save you and you will live longer...take drugs and be 2 sheets to the wind and live longer...

Stay sufficiently subdued and CONFORM !
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Postby supersub » Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:17 pm

seen it so many times...when the fat cats feel threatened and there position at the feeding table is about to be taken......scare the :censored: with world disasters imminent unless you do as you are told....
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Postby dawson99 » Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:19 pm

supersub wrote:It's just another way for the G20 countries to deflect attention from themselves and the gouging they are doing with our money....us menials should be glad to be alive and stop moaning...stay indoors....don't talk to people ...just do what your leaders say....pay more tax and live longer...work harder for less money...live longer....gamble on government lotteries and live longer....vote for us and we will save you and you will live longer...take drugs and be 2 sheets to the wind and live longer...

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Postby 112-1077774096 » Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:21 pm

redbeergoggles wrote:Stay sufficiently subdued and CONFORM !

is this in the right thread, shouldn't it be in the thread about this forum?

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Postby GRAHAM01 » Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:26 pm

Judge wrote:
GRAHAM01 wrote:i have had to contact the doc's today as one of my workers came back from cancun on thur and came back in to work friday and he has the FLU  ( I AM NOT SH*TTING YOU ) he, his girlfriend and father in law who lives with them are all in quaratine at his house

they have had swabs taken away and is waiting for the results, the fecker was coughing all over the place on friday TW*T

i feel fine at the moment but it makes you worry, feck me i have to go home to my kids and misses tonight??

the H5N1 swine virus is most infectious in the first 5 days.

ask them when they started couging graham?

i have been speaking with him thoughout the day he is just waiting for the results so i will wait and see what comes back from them if they say he has it then i will start asking the questions of why, where and when

or jusy go and kick the sh*t out of him  :D
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Postby Judge » Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:06 pm

GRAHAM01 wrote:
Judge wrote:
GRAHAM01 wrote:i have had to contact the doc's today as one of my workers came back from cancun on thur and came back in to work friday and he has the FLU  ( I AM NOT SH*TTING YOU ) he, his girlfriend and father in law who lives with them are all in quaratine at his house

they have had swabs taken away and is waiting for the results, the fecker was coughing all over the place on friday TW*T

i feel fine at the moment but it makes you worry, feck me i have to go home to my kids and misses tonight??

the H5N1 swine virus is most infectious in the first 5 days.

ask them when they started couging graham?

i have been speaking with him thoughout the day he is just waiting for the results so i will wait and see what comes back from them if they say he has it then i will start asking the questions of why, where and when

or jusy go and kick the sh*t out of him  :D

aye kick the s'hit out of him and spread the disease even further, or increase your chances of getting it thru contaminated blood :D
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Postby ruskiy playmaker » Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:04 pm

peewee wrote:having been with many pigs in his time, judge has built up an immunity   :p

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Postby GYBS » Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:46 am

they say you can only contract swine flu if you have been in contact with an infected pig recently . I bet Jack Tweed is shitting himself










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Postby Judge » Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:51 pm

ruskiy playmaker wrote:
peewee wrote:having been with many pigs in his time, judge has built up an immunity   :p

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Postby Big Niall » Wed Apr 29, 2009 1:08 pm

remember the bird flu a few years ago - feck all happened. I'm sure this thing will kill a few people but probably less than a thousand. the media love scaring people as it is good for ratings.

The spanish flu killed about 20m in america just after world war 1 and they've been trying to scare us since.

some people spend their lives worrying about death -you will die, live first though. Those face mask people are fools.
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Postby Effes » Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:44 am

We make the flu jab in work for the US.

Last year we sent a bit of it to Italy to get filled into standard 5/8 (needle size) inch syringes.

But then the Yanks turned round and said they needed bigger needles as the general population
was too fat and for the drug to be affective; the needle needed to be longer.

So we were about to get rid of this stuff, but the WHO stepped in at the weekend and asked
us to sell it to Mexico on the cheap, which we did.

Every cloud has a silver lining. :D

By the way, if anyone is wondering what the H5N1 etc means, it's the ratio of
Haemaglutinin protein to Neuramidinase on the virus cell wall.............

OK maybe you weren't wondering. :D
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Postby redbeergoggles » Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:05 am

Woman at petrol Station phones Husband "Listen love Im scared to fill up because of this Swine flu ...
Husband says it in Mexico not Texaco you daft bint ...  :D
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