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Emerald Red wrote:According to sources, Martin Skrtel will be performing the operation via an advanced keyhole surgery technique. Skrtle will first use his eyes to burn a hole in Rafa's abdomen, where he will then insert a straw to suck the stone out with.

   

Emerald Red wrote:According to sources, Martin Skrtel will be performing the operation via an advanced keyhole surgery technique. Skrtle will first use his eyes to burn a hole in Rafa's abdomen, where he will then insert a straw to suck the stone out with.

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roberto green wrote:Apparently Rafa's wife Montrose had to wait while Rafa's amidiate family was alloewd in first,.......

Dirk Kuyt was hand feeding him grapes and giving him a shower:D

Montrose? It could be a horse´s name but not woman´s name, mate.

No, it´s Montserrat or "Montse". You really made me laugh, too funny mate.

lakes10 wrote:lucky he is having them out, my mate had his zapped and then told to drink loads of water, go to the loo and hold onto something.............  poor sod.

Heard about that,they pass out yer Japs Eye!!  

Number 9 wrote:

lakes10 wrote:lucky he is having them out, my mate had his zapped and then told to drink loads of water, go to the loo and hold onto something.............  poor sod.

Heard about that,they pass out yer Japs Eye!!  

As Nanny would say, " I didn't know you were Japanese Baz" 

s@int wrote:

Number 9 wrote:

lakes10 wrote:lucky he is having them out, my mate had his zapped and then told to drink loads of water, go to the loo and hold onto something.............  poor sod.

Heard about that,they pass out yer Japs Eye!!  

As Nanny would say, " I didn't know you were Japanese Baz" 

You learn something every day mate..Im half Belfastian and half Jap.

Seriously though,that what Lakes mentioned is meant to be agony.Like wish you were dead sore!
My mate had to get a camera put up his Nob once,he said it was the worst thing ever..phew,fu'ck that carry on!

Number 9 wrote:

s@int wrote:

Number 9 wrote:

lakes10 wrote:lucky he is having them out, my mate had his zapped and then told to drink loads of water, go to the loo and hold onto something.............  poor sod.

Heard about that,they pass out yer Japs Eye!!  

As Nanny would say, " I didn't know you were Japanese Baz" 

You learn something every day mate..Im half Belfastian and half Jap.

Seriously though,that what Lakes mentioned is meant to be agony.Like wish you were dead sore!
My mate had to get a camera put up his Nob once,he said it was the worst thing ever..phew,fu'ck that carry on!

I have had a camera both ends but not tried that one yet. If its the same size as the one they put up my a$$ it must smart a bit Barry 

Number 9 wrote:

lakes10 wrote:lucky he is having them out, my mate had his zapped and then told to drink loads of water, go to the loo and hold onto something.............  poor sod.

Heard about that,they pass out yer Japs Eye!!