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Postby Roger Red Hat » Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:25 pm

Hired one of those log cabins for a dirty weekend away with my lass and we'd been there 2 hrs and she says " I forgot to bring tampons".

what a waste of money that was - didnt even get a sniff.

had to settle for a soapy 'ham shank' in the shower instead - while she was watching Strictly come Dancing.

I feel robbed.
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Postby red37 » Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:35 pm

:laugh:  f*ckin 'ell  :D
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Postby Bad Bob » Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:37 pm

In the immortal words of Dexter...that was "a bit of an over-share." :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Postby metalhead » Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:58 pm

LOL

Thats just sad :laugh:
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Postby andy_g » Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:12 pm

why didn't you just do her up the wrong 'un?
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Postby account deleted by request » Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:18 pm

I thought that was why god gave them big mouths for emergency use mate :D
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:27 pm

metalhead wrote:LOL

Thats just sad :laugh:

i feel bad enough mate - but that could push me over the edge.  :D

I didnt fancy the 'wrong un' ...





...well, she wouldn't let me really  :D
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Postby Bam » Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:32 pm

:laugh:

You are a 'wrong un' Lee J  :D
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Postby babu » Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:40 pm

Lee J wrote:Hired one of those log cabins for a dirty weekend away with my lass and we'd been there 2 hrs and she says " I forgot to bring tampons".

what a waste of money that was - didnt even get a sniff.

had to settle for a soapy 'ham shank' in the shower instead - while she was watching Strictly come Dancing.

I feel robbed.

school boy error. hang ur head
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Postby metalhead » Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:00 pm

Lee J wrote:
metalhead wrote:LOL

Thats just sad :laugh:

i feel bad enough mate - but that could push me over the edge.  :D

I didnt fancy the 'wrong un' ...





...well, she wouldn't let me really  :D

I know how you feel! very frustrating weekend then :laugh:
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:03 pm

I thought I'd worked it all out right too. I'd planned it all to fall correct with her cycle. Cost me a p!ssing fortune too. She obviously saw the romantic side of it all and wanted to 'snuggleup' and watch telly and stuff - blx to that, if I'm not getting a wet end Im off to the boozer.

I made a boo boo  [head hung in shame]
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Postby Sabre » Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:56 pm

If she hasn't pain, a bit of blood is not that bad.  :D
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Postby Judge » Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:59 pm

after every Fu*king weekend you have a tale of woe lee

wtf are you doing, cant you get owt right? :D

if its not bellend burns from a fattie, to toilet tales, its your missus fault

get a grip and sort it :D
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Postby mistyred » Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:10 pm

PMSL Bellend Burns :D  :laugh:
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Postby Bad Bob » Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:12 pm

babu wrote:
Lee J wrote:Hired one of those log cabins for a dirty weekend away with my lass and we'd been there 2 hrs and she says " I forgot to bring tampons".

what a waste of money that was - didnt even get a sniff.

had to settle for a soapy 'ham shank' in the shower instead - while she was watching Strictly come Dancing.

I feel robbed.

school boy error. hang ur head

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