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[Roger Red Hat]

I was thinking of her all along, I wanted her to have a weekend of pleasure, riding the love bus, taking a trip on the orgasm express but it just didn't happen.

you saying she did that on purpose?

[Toffeehater]

, god knows mate . Are you sure it was her time of the month ?

[Roger Red Hat]

, god knows mate . Are you sure it was her time of the month ?

i didnt go down to check, however it did cost me a couple of quid in Tesco for some 'bungers'

[Sabre]

bad planning lee.

i'm not saying that you should keep a mental record of when she's due on the blob, i'm saying you should just have 2 women on the go instead whose periods don't coincide

You don't need a mental planning, you need a computer program.

My computer's calendar tells me when it's going to be those days, and also in which days she'll be more sensitive (which are marked red). Crucial information for any man if you're going to talk about something important with her.

There are plenty of computer menstruation calendars, mine is in Spanish. Good tool. 

[mistyred]

bad planning lee.

i'm not saying that you should keep a mental record of when she's due on the blob, i'm saying you should just have 2 women on the go instead whose periods don't coincide

You don't need a mental planning, you need a computer program.

My computer's calendar tells me when it's going to be those days, and also in which days she'll be more sensitive (which are marked red). Crucial information for any man if you're going to talk about something important with her.

There are plenty of computer menstruation calendars, mine is in Spanish. Good tool. 

WTF? Sabre= Mel Gibson 

[Bad Bob]

bad planning lee.

i'm not saying that you should keep a mental record of when she's due on the blob, i'm saying you should just have 2 women on the go instead whose periods don't coincide

You don't need a mental planning, you need a computer program.

My computer's calendar tells me when it's going to be those days, and also in which days she'll be more sensitive (which are marked red). Crucial information for any man if you're going to talk about something important with her.

There are plenty of computer menstruation calendars, mine is in Spanish. Good tool.

Sabre!

[Lando_Griffin]

Get her to have the injection - no periods whatsoever!

[metalhead]

bad planning lee.

i'm not saying that you should keep a mental record of when she's due on the blob, i'm saying you should just have 2 women on the go instead whose periods don't coincide

You don't need a mental planning, you need a computer program.

My computer's calendar tells me when it's going to be those days, and also in which days she'll be more sensitive (which are marked red). Crucial information for any man if you're going to talk about something important with her.

There are plenty of computer menstruation calendars, mine is in Spanish. Good tool. 

weirdo!!!  

[SupitsJonF]

bad planning lee.

i'm not saying that you should keep a mental record of when she's due on the blob, i'm saying you should just have 2 women on the go instead whose periods don't coincide

You don't need a mental planning, you need a computer program.

My computer's calendar tells me when it's going to be those days, and also in which days she'll be more sensitive (which are marked red). Crucial information for any man if you're going to talk about something important with her.

There are plenty of computer menstruation calendars, mine is in Spanish. Good tool. 

What if your lied to on a vacation?  How do you call her out on that??  Talk about an awkward conversation 

[NANNY RED]

I was thinking of her all along, I wanted her to have a weekend of pleasure, riding the love bus, taking a trip on the orgasm express but it just didn't happen.

you saying she did that on purpose?

  Im in bulk here Lee reading that an some of the other posts you lot have put up yous sound like that little fella whos always chasing bugs bunny Waldo i think his name is, always ready with his gun but gets nothin

Lee book it again next week you should be ok then and she gets another free weekend away


An Sabes what if your computer catches a virus

[LFC2007]

F'kin hell Sabre!     

[Bam]

If your snooker on the pink, by the red. Pot the brown.

If not just smash the red out of the way.

[kazza 1]

You don't need a mental planning, you need a computer program.

My computer's calendar tells me when it's going to be those days, and also in which days she'll be more sensitive (which are marked red). Crucial information for any man if you're going to talk about something important with her.

There are plenty of computer menstruation calendars, mine is in Spanish. Good tool. 

I used to have a Samsung E530 phone that had a "Pink Cycle" in the extras. All you did was put the date of your last period in and it sent you reminder when you where due again   My other halfs phone broke and he asked me if could he borrow mine and he took it to work with him. He got dogs abuse from a customer who had the same phone. She kept asking him when his period was due and he had'nt a clue what she was talking about until he came home and asked me!!! He never asked to borrow it again!!!!

Bad luck Lee J. Next time double check. My other half knows when mine is on its way. I get bad tempered and my tummy swells. When this happens he stays well clear!!!!

[Number 9]

bad planning lee.

i'm not saying that you should keep a mental record of when she's due on the blob, i'm saying you should just have 2 women on the go instead whose periods don't coincide

You don't need a mental planning, you need a computer program.

My computer's calendar tells me when it's going to be those days, and also in which days she'll be more sensitive (which are marked red). Crucial information for any man if you're going to talk about something important with her.

There are plenty of computer menstruation calendars, mine is in Spanish. Good tool. 

 
Funniest thing I've read on here in ages,because I believe him as well!

[Bad Bob]

Sabre checks his calendar with a little help from his missus!