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[Roger Red Hat]

PMSL Bellend Burns  

hey!     it hurt   

[Roger Red Hat]

after every Fu*king weekend you have a tale of woe lee

wtf are you doing, cant you get owt right?

if its not bellend burns from a fattie, to toilet tales, its your missus fault

get a grip and sort it

at least I aint sh@gging blokes or animals









...well I aint sh@gging at all to be honest... lol 

[mistyred]

PMSL Bellend Burns  

hey!     it hurt   

I've been there mate nothing worse than red raw
kn.ob 

[woof woof !]

Hired one of those log cabins for a dirty weekend away with my lass and we'd been there 2 hrs and she says " I forgot to bring tampons".

what a waste of money that was - didnt even get a sniff.

Christsake Lee J if she's on the Rag count yerself lucky you didn't get a sniff.     

[Number 9]

Hired one of those log cabins for a dirty weekend away with my lass and we'd been there 2 hrs and she says " I forgot to bring tampons".

what a waste of money that was - didnt even get a sniff.

had to settle for a soapy 'ham shank' in the shower instead - while she was watching Strictly come Dancing.

I feel robbed.

 

Bad luck mate,maybe next time you will learn and get the timing right!

[Ace Ventura]

Agree with sabre, you should of just got bevvied and sorted her out anyway.

Nothing wrong with a bit of mess, as long as you dont have to clean anything up 

[NANNY RED]

Great planning by your other half id say, see were not that soft yeh know ,were very cunning  Done it meself loads of times

[Toffeehater]

  bad luck Lee and too much info nanny

[Number 9]

Rather than have a chieftan in the shower solo he should have used his initiative and banged her in the shower while the water was running,hence minimum cleaning and less embarrassment all round! 

[Igor Zidane]

Great planning by your other half id say, see were not that soft yeh know ,were very cunning  Done it meself loads of times

I hope you mean knocked your fella back and not done the dirty deed whilst Liverpool were playing at home nan.

[Toffeehater]

Rather than have a chieftan in the shower solo he should have used his initiative and banged her in the shower while the water was running,hence minimum cleaning and less embarrassment all round! 

 

[Roger Red Hat]

thing is if it's rag week I'm not allowed anywhere near.

I even offered her the chance to 'lend me a hand' but she'd rather watch Strictly come Dancing than watch me have pleasure.

women are selfish

[NANNY RED]

Yous lads are just stupid its unreal .when are yous gonna realise that its us who says whats what an when the deed is gonna happen . Yous are just like little puppy dogs who are trained to do as there told. Yous need to catch on smartish.  Do you know how many times i have fancied going aeway for a break an alls its took is a little nudge an a wink here an there an the place has been booked sharpish its just so easy. the mention of a promise an yous are finished its just to easy.



Igor

[Bad Bob]

Yous lads are just stupid its unreal .when are yous gonna realise that its us who says whats what an when the deed is gonna happen . Yous are just like little puppy dogs who are trained to do as there told. Yous need to catch on smartish.  Do you know how many times i have fancied going aeway for a break an alls its took is a little nudge an a wink here an there an the place has been booked sharpish its just so easy. the mention of a promise an yous are finished its just to easy.



Igor

Oh, we all well know the score, Nan, but the sport's in trying to call the shots! 

[Woollyback]

bad planning lee.

i'm not saying that you should keep a mental record of when she's due on the blob, i'm saying you should just have 2 women on the go instead whose periods don't coincide