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by **account deleted by request** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:57 am

Most of GYBS's posts make me laugh anyway

Only joking mate

by **112-1077774096** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 3:39 am

I wanted to type that s@int but didnt want the 5 day argument that would go with it

by **aCe'** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:27 am

same here...

by **stmichael** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:36 am

Has to be Sabre from the "your first fattie" thread.

"The first one? or the last one?

I have to admit that despite my current girl is thin, what I like is a bit of meat, not FAT as in FAT, but a bit of meat, with good t#ts. With age you realise that the most important thing is to find a girl who the time you spend with her is not boring, but when it comes to sex, I have to be honest, I like a bit of meat.

My first fatty experience was a girl in La Rioja, I spent my summers in a village of 1500 people in which at nights you could do only two things, have a good fight with the guys of the neighbour village or sex.
I met there a girl from Bilbao who was chuffed to meet another basque, as she was one of this anti Spanish basques. I hid a bit my Spaniardship because my d#ck was commanding my actions at that moment and we ended up in the barn of my uncle.

I don't want to enter details but that girl kept my thing hard all the night and we saw the sun rise in the morning.

The worst thing of the experience was actually the barn, because you always thought it was comfortable to do it over a heap of straw, but the reality was quite itching even the next day. Not to mention all sort of bugs associated to cattle and horses kept my balls red of irritation the next day.

That day I leart a fatty with big t#ts can be fun. That day I learnt that a car is a better place to than a barn."

:laugh:

by **Kharhaz** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:20 am

We need a funny comment from THIS season, as nanny requests. I was pulled up by Andy G for a ridiculous comment and yet nobody has proved me wrong. Or maybe, im just realistic enough to point out the obvious. Maybe not, that cant be it.

by **andy_g** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:11 am

i've got no intention whatsoever of trawling through the last few months of archives to find quotes, but this season has been just like every season since i've been on this forum, and has given me plenty of laugh out loud moments. maybe you've just been unlucky and missed them all karhaz. having said that i agree that the humour doesn't flow as freely as it did even a couple of years ago - the forum is still funny enough to keep me entertained.

by **112-1077774096** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:23 pm

what do I win

by **dawson99** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:40 pm

you win an

"i was completely wrong about Dirk and admit I'm an eejit"

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