by ivor_the_injun » Fri Aug 13, 2004 2:56 am
"We want your good striker player. His name all-a over the papers over here. Michaelo Owen, no?"
"We want £20m"
"No no no - we give you £10m and one of our midfield-a player. We a poor Spanish peasant club, you know"
"Okay - we'll have Morientes please"
"Ah - the thing-a eez, we accidentally play him in the Champion-a League"
"Ah right...okay, we'll have Eto'o"
"Ah yes...Eto'o...you can have him. I just tell him to get his bags..."
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"..."
"...Hello?"
"Ah - hello. Who am I-a speaking to?"
"This is Liverpool Football Club. You were about to sell us that Eto'o?"
"Oh sheet? That was you? I'm sorry, I've just sold him to Bartheloan-ah."
"Oh f**king hell. Who can we have then?"
"Pick-a anyone you like"
"Anyone?"
"Anyone"
"We'll have Zidane please"
"except Zidane, Figo or Beckham"
"Er...how about Juanfran then?"
"Oh, sorry, I meant-a to say Juanfran as well. You no have him. He lazy good for nothing boy. I'd be cruel to give him to you"
"But that's your entire midfield - what f**king good is that to us?"
"No no no - we have beautiful midfield-a player Nunez."
"Who? Is he any good?"
"He beautiful, beautiful player. He the man of the match in both reserve games he's played. The best young player I've seen since (mumbles) Bruno Cheyrou"
"Fantastic - we'll take him then. So that's £10m plus this Nunez?"
"Excellent, excellent. I'll just count it out and send it over."
"Brilliant. Thanks a lot"
"OH NO NO COME BACK COME BACK THIEF!"
"Christ, are you okay?"
"Oh - I've been beaten and robbed. They've stolen a million pounds. Now I only have £9m. How will I buy the Michael Owen man now?"
"Hey that's alright, we'll take £9m."
"Oh you too kind. We admire your Liverpool Football Club for so long. I'd buy all of your players if only I could"
"Cool - we've got this Croatian and a couple of Senegalese if you're interested"
"Click........brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
"Hello? Hello? Madrid? Helloooooo...?"