If you could ban 3 sports - What would they be?

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Postby chiggz_likes_owen » Sat Apr 19, 2008 9:31 am

This has to be the most stupidest topic i've ever come across in a while.
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Postby Judge » Sat Apr 19, 2008 3:00 pm

chiggz_likes_owen wrote:This has to be the most stupidest topic i've ever come across in a while.

you still posted in it though mate
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Postby The Manhattan Project » Sat Apr 19, 2008 5:32 pm

Manhattan would ban the following sports:

1- Baseball
2- American Football
3- Javelin (because it looks dangerous)

Manhattan would declassify the following as sports:

1- Sumo Wrestling and Darts (because all who participate are fat :censored:)
2- Horse racing (because horses are not sportsmen)
3- Snooker (because no sport should allow people to play who dress like waiters).
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Postby Big Niall » Tue Apr 22, 2008 12:50 pm

Just ban cricket FFS - I'm sure it is popular with the gay community but they could play badminton or tennis instead :)

I don't see the attraction of formula 1 either, a bunch of blokes driving around in a circle for an hour while the commentator looks forward to a pittstop to see how quick they can change tyres.

In the old days they used to race.
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Postby andy_g » Tue Apr 22, 2008 3:56 pm

people that want to ban cricket, or don't understand the game are feeble minded, physically deformed specimens whose genes need removing from the gene pool to ensure the ongoing glory of an overs based white trousered human future. declared!
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Postby NANNY RED » Tue Apr 22, 2008 11:39 pm

woof woof ! wrote:Mark does his bit to liven up golf

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.                           Is it a bird, is it a plane ?



:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:  I'm cryin here  :laugh:

Is it a bird ? Is it a plane?

No it DIC makin his move

Buissness is always done on the golfy :laugh:
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Postby Number 9 » Tue Apr 22, 2008 11:46 pm

NANNY RED wrote:
woof woof ! wrote:Mark does his bit to liven up golf

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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:  I'm cryin here  :laugh:

Is it a bird ? Is it a plane?

No it DIC makin his move

Buissness is always done on the golfy :laugh:

Looks like Drogba only white!!
Its drogbas white cousin! :nod
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Postby Big Niall » Wed Apr 23, 2008 3:49 pm

andy_g wrote:people that want to ban cricket, or don't understand the game are feeble minded, physically deformed specimens whose genes need removing from the gene pool to ensure the ongoing glory of an overs based white trousered human future. declared!

any sport where they have a tea break is for ponces!
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