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by **Smeg** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 12:16 am

Thinking about joining the Police, but do you have to have short hair?

My hair atm is fucing amazing like, the dogs :censored:

.

Dont wanna cut it.

Well? :oops:

by **adamnbarrett** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 12:20 am

you just want to handcuff girls

by **83-1165214211** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 12:31 am

I wouldn't if I was you.

Has to be the worst and most thankless job ever.

Believe me, don't.

by **andy_g** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 12:37 am

i believe there is a special new 'stare vacantly and pout' force being created for policing potentially unruly fashion shows. you could try that.

by **Smeg** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 1:23 am

by **Lando_Griffin** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:54 am

No you don't have to have short hair.

Just so long as it's practical and unlikely to cause offense, the bobbies aren't bothered.

So no shaving "Everton are scum" into your bonce!

by **woof woof !** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 7:46 am

You could join the Dutch army instead , they'll give you a hairnet and you can go home at weekends to see ya mum .

by **CardinalRed** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 1:54 pm

Give it a go Smeg lad, you get some stick but it's a right laugh and if you just leave it at work and don't live, eat, sleep and breath it you'll be ok.......!

:cool:

by **zarababe** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:05 pm

Smeg wrote:Thinking about joining the Police, but do you have to have short hair?

Why ever would you wanna do that lad

I hear red coloured mohicans are the the requirements now as they are running out of helmets :lookaround

by **sophe_lfc_4_lyf** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 6:36 pm

I wanna be a hairdresser when i leave school next year

by **Smeg** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 7:00 pm

zarababe wrote:
Smeg wrote:Thinking about joining the Police, but do you have to have short hair?

Why ever would you wanna do that lad

Good wage, good wage rises, retir at 45/50, job security etc...

And, I'll be a white version of Will Smith in Bad Boys... :glare:

by **dward** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 7:02 pm

Did you used to have a different account Smeg?

by **adamnbarrett** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 7:10 pm

sophe_lfc_4_lyf wrote:I wanna be a hairdresser when i leave school next year

the randomness of that comment

by **dward** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 7:11 pm

adamnbarrett wrote:
sophe_lfc_4_lyf wrote:I wanna be a hairdresser when i leave school next year

the randomness of that comment

She is really something else

by **sophe_lfc_4_lyf** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 7:12 pm

Well we was on the subject of what we wanna be when we leave school

Well i think we was

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