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Kash_Mountain wrote:Greasing the tower   


Which one are you? 

*  Masturbation Fundamentalist - The fundamentalist masturbates simply to get it over and done with when the sexual tension builds up to an irritating level. With a few exceptions, they've always masturbated the same exact way since puberty.

* Masturbation Hobbyist - The hobbyist masturbates to experiment with new and different techniques that range from
basic masturbation to bizarre methods. They like to continue masturbating throughout their life even if they have a great sexual relationship with their partner, husband, or wife. They have been even known to sometimes engage in or fantasize about jerking off with their friend and/or possibly getting together with a group of people for a "circle jerk" (male group) or a "circle jill" (female group).

* Masturbation Connoisseur - The connoisseur is a highly educated masturbator that searches far and wide for the finest and most exquisite ways to beat their tenderloin meat. They may travel world by themselves or with their favorite fellow masturbation enthusiast. Often they are members of exclusive clubs that charge a cover fee to sit around and W*nk off together while listing to music or watching some type of erotica. They believe masturbation is a science and an art, therefore many are qualified to teach PhD level courses in Hand Made Pleasure.

* Masturbation Daredevil - The daredevil thinks they are creative, but often just they end up embarrassed, arrested, or dead. These tend to be the people you hear about who hang themselves or tie plastic bags around their head in a pathetic effort to mimic autoerotic asphyxiation. They are also the ones you read about in the newspaper that get caught pulling off in public parks or movie theaters. Sometimes they idolize who they claim is the only "true masturbation hero", Mr. Pee Wee Herman.

* Lunarsandwich - a category of his own, the universe's most chronic masturbator.

knows what I am, well, a 3 a day atm. 

kazza 1 wrote:I have only just realised what this thread is all about!!!
And the answer to Smeg's question..... I would not class it as being unfaithful. What man out there dont "choke the chicken" over the thought of a girl he seen earlier in the street?? He would'nt be normal if he did'nt. As far as I am concered, they are harmless fantasies.

Youve a strange idea about the male gender there sister .Id say thats pretty abnormal
Can I just point out ..some of us come home to women who are a good bit nicer than the average floozie on the street   



I wouldnt even glance sideways at a woman in the street ignore em all -Ignorance is Bliss

Mikz wrote:

kazza 1 wrote:I have only just realised what this thread is all about!!!
And the answer to Smeg's question..... I would not class it as being unfaithful. What man out there dont "choke the chicken" over the thought of a girl he seen earlier in the street?? He would'nt be normal if he did'nt. As far as I am concered, they are harmless fantasies.

Youve a strange idea about the male gender there sister .Id say thats pretty abnormal
Can I just point out ..some of us come home to women who are a good bit nicer than the average floozie on the street   



I wouldnt even glance sideways at a woman in the street ignore em all -Ignorance is Bliss

Poof.