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Postby stmichael » Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:49 am

i edited the thread title :D
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Postby Rafa D » Mon Oct 02, 2006 4:32 pm

So far we have learnt:

1) Smeg thinks pulling the pud is cheating

2) Mikz likes to watch and be watched.

3) Ace  stores random girls in his head for later.

4) Lando has lots of names for it

5) Kazza is very interested in it

6) Girls may or may not have a friggybank

7) Smeg thinks he is a friggy bank(er).

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Postby daxy1 » Mon Oct 02, 2006 4:49 pm

Rafa-Dodd wrote:So far we have learnt:

1) Smeg thinks pulling the pud is cheating

2) Mikz likes to watch and be watched.

3) Ace  stores random girls in his head for later.

4) Lando has lots of names for it

5) Kazza is very interested in it

6) Girls may or may not have a friggybank

7) Smeg thinks he is a friggy bank(er).

:p

dont forget RaffaDodd your the biggest banker of them all!!!... :rasp
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Postby clik » Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:54 pm

peewee wrote:massaging your german

:bowdown  classic
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Postby Rafa D » Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:12 pm

:bump
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Postby Kharhaz » Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:01 am

Rafa-Dodd wrote:Image

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oh and ...

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It is boring season after all, lets get back to the sophisticated topics of yesteryear !
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:50 am

wot a load of w@nk this is :p
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Postby Judge » Mon Jul 14, 2008 3:32 pm

anti-hero wrote:I thought it would be more appropriate if I put this here instead of the Cool pics thread.. :D








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i bet barry belfast has oodles of these

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Postby NiftyNeil » Mon Jul 14, 2008 6:44 pm

What ever happened to Smeg?
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Postby Bad Bob » Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:00 pm

Smeg wrote:Do you count it as cheating? Or if your gal frigged herself off over the thought of the local farmers big thick arms getting to grips with her in the hay stack or such things?

Gals, would you call your man beating one out over the thought of doing another women, cheating?


interesting to find out the views of both sexes here.

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Postby Number 9 » Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:09 pm

Good ol Smeg!
He even posted a pic of himself in the girls "Hunkzone" he was that full of himself! :laugh:
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Postby Judge » Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:06 pm

Number 9 wrote:Good ol Smeg!
He even posted a pic of himself in the girls "Hunkzone" he was that full of himself! :laugh:

aye he was
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