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[89-1159041913]

i ws thinking this yh, if
you got tossed off by another
girl would that be cheating?
i dont think it would because
you aint having sex, and all
she's doing is lending you
a helping hand
like a brikkie or a sparky
you get me?

[Ciggy]

i ws thinking this yh, if
you got tossed off by another
girl would that be cheating?
i dont think it would because
you aint having sex, and all
she's doing is lending you
a helping hand
like a brikkie or a sparky
you get me?

Cover your eyes young Yeild your only a nipper 

[89-1159041913]

i'm 18, miss and ive been
doing this for
like 2 years now.

[Rafa D]

No way Ace!

You can't practice your stroke game with a bird you dont even know!!!

Its got to be a bird you know so you remember her body, what she would do etc.

You need a profile of a bird to think about her like that

Neve4r had one off a girl I dont know 

[Ace Ventura]

No way Ace!

You can't practice your stroke game with a bird you dont even know!!!

Its got to be a bird you know so you remember her body, what she would do etc.

You need a profile of a bird to think about her like that

Neve4r had one off a girl I dont know 

Thats insane that mate, if you havent seen the body it looks all the better, you can picture it how you like.

So your way, you can only crack one off thinking of birds that you've already threw one up. Thats boring...been there done that.

A man needs a bit of stange...something different, tbh a random bird that i had seen once would just go out of me head within ten minutes but birds who are off limits that you know are best....sort of like your mates ma, or your boss in work (if they are female, like mine )

[Rafa D]

Spot on at the end there ace, spot on.

Also a bit off topic but do you ever let a girl lick your sparse?

[Ace Ventura]

Spot on at the end there ace, spot on.

Also a bit off topic but do you ever let a girl lick your sparse?

Ha, lad your are sick, its not my bag that mate. 

[Rafa D]

not your asre, your sparse!!

inbetween your sack and your   -  your sparse!!!

[Rafa D]

[stanleytmanley]

I understand where your coming from Rafa. But have you never been in a club or bar and seen a really good looking girl and thought about what you would like to do to her? Then maybe do the four finger shuffle when you get home or maybe dream about it and sort yourself out in the morning? I'm not saying that men do it with every good looking girl they see but maybe the odd one. I am in a very happy relationship but I do see fellas in town or when I'm out and I think what it would be like. But dont make me unfaithful. I love my partner with all my heart.
Some men out there cant jump to attention at the drop of a hat, so if thinking about a good looking girl that they have seen helps then why not. At the end of the day, if they are happy in their relationship and it helps them along, I'm not against it. Its just the same as watching a blue. If you watch them when your other half is in bed, then jack off, are you  cheating on her? I think not... your just getting a little help.
This is gonna be one off these threads where everyone has different thoughts on the subject. And before anyone comes on and thinks that I'm getting at every man on the planet, I'm not. Its just my thoughts on the subject........

Yes I have been in a club and thought things but they leave a lads head  the moment she knocks you back or disapears. I dont store her in memory for " later" and I'm pretty sure most lads dont. Well maybe Smeg    .

   No its got to be somebody you know, if you aint got any visual aids, you know what ther like etc.

Insight into a fellas mind

Get lost Rafa, every man/lad has a w@nk bank !

Mine is full of birds off the train, or birds from work, some from the gym with fit bodies but heads like pigs, it doesnt matter there all stored there for when me bird has an early night....alone ! 

The w@nk bank needs to be treated with care though - don't knock too many off thinking about the same fitty, it can come back to haunt you.
When I was at 6th Form I met an absolute stunner - slim, big waps, lovely looking. 
She was at the forefront of the w@nk bank, what you might call a "figment of my masturbation". Then miracle of miracles I ended up copping off with her and I was, ahem, a touch trigger happy 
(Second time I was awesome though!)
I blame it on the w@nk bank, nowt wrong with me like!

[Rafa D]

PMSL 

[Woollyback]

the best thing about the birds in your w@nkbank is they're all proper dirty, they'll do ANYTHING   oh and they don't want you to buy them anything either

[kazza 1]

W@nkbank!!! God its times like this I wish I was a man    

[Woollyback]

W@nkbank!!! God its times like this I wish I was a man    

so don't you girls have like a "friggybank" or anything?

[Mikz]

W@nkbank!!! God its times like this I wish I was a man    

have ya checked lately har har har