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Postby Judge » Thu Nov 10, 2005 1:42 pm

the most unusual one occurs if chromosome 15 suffers a deletion in the same place, but can have bizarre effects on the sufferer, depending on who they inherit it from.

from mum - smile alot, but retarded

from dad - become fat, but mentally intact.



however, LA suffers from :censored: syndrome, to which there is no cure..............fortunately  :D
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Postby woof woof ! » Thu Nov 10, 2005 1:52 pm

Elephantitus of the nuts , anyone ever see that picture of the fella from New Guinea who had it ? Looked like he was sitting on a pair of Space Hoppers .   :laugh:
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Postby 84-1106852058 » Thu Nov 10, 2005 2:02 pm

woof woof ! wrote:Elephantitus of the nuts , anyone ever see that picture of the fella from New Guinea who had it ? Looked like he was sitting on a pair of Space Hoppers .   :laugh:

yeah he started out like this;

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:D  :D
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Thu Nov 10, 2005 2:22 pm

childlesness is heriditary.

if you parents dont have any children its likely that you will also have no children
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Postby 84-1106852058 » Thu Nov 10, 2005 2:26 pm

my parents dont have children were all growed up :rasp
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Thu Nov 10, 2005 2:38 pm

The Red Baron wrote:my parents dont have children were all growed up :rasp

now thats a matter of opinion

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Postby hawkmoon269 » Thu Nov 10, 2005 2:58 pm

woof woof ! wrote:Elephantitus of the nuts , anyone ever see that picture of the fella from New Guinea who had it ? Looked like he was sitting on a pair of Space Hoppers .   :laugh:

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Postby stmichael » Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:04 pm

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Postby andy_g » Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:10 pm

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ooooohhhhhhh, my fucking word!!!!  :O 
you poor, poor bastard. i'll never, ever complain about my conjoined twin again.


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Postby woof woof ! » Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:58 pm

hawkmoon269 wrote:
woof woof ! wrote:Elephantitus of the nuts , anyone ever see that picture of the fella from New Guinea who had it ? Looked like he was sitting on a pair of Space Hoppers .   :laugh:

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:laugh:  Thats him ! poor bugger . bet he's never won a fight , I mean you can hardly miss a kick at his nuts .



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Postby 112-1077774096 » Thu Nov 10, 2005 5:41 pm

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I miss Beardsley, wish he still played for us
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Postby woof woof ! » Thu Nov 10, 2005 5:43 pm

:laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  ROFPMSL . :laugh:
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Postby Ciggy » Thu Nov 10, 2005 5:46 pm

hawkmoon269 wrote:
woof woof ! wrote:Elephantitus of the nuts , anyone ever see that picture of the fella from New Guinea who had it ? Looked like he was sitting on a pair of Space Hoppers .   :laugh:

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:laugh:  :laugh: OMG what the feck are those :D
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Postby Judge » Thu Nov 10, 2005 5:48 pm

i wonder if the doc could take the pain away, but leave the swelling :D
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Postby JC_81 » Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:18 pm

Marfan's syndrome.  Inherited condition where patients are usually tall, thin males with elongated fingers and a long face with high-arched palate. 

Some of these patients go on to develop heart problems when they're older, hopefully we did a proper medical on Crouch though  :laugh:
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