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by **Smeg** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 10:56 pm

Do you count it as cheating? Or if your gal frigged herself off over the thought of the local farmers big thick arms getting to grips with her in the hay stack or such things?

Gals, would you call your man beating one out over the thought of doing another women, cheating?

interesting to find out the views of both sexes here.

by **CardinalRed** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 11:31 pm

What the f*ck???
No, it's not cheating, but if you tell your lass that your having a hand shandy over some other bird she won't be best pleased so tell her you were thinking of her and earn extra brownie points whilst getting away with a J Arthur......!!!

:cool:

by **82-1074641017** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 11:37 pm

She probably flicks the bean over your mates for all you know :laugh:

by **Bad Bob** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 11:37 pm

It's like clockwork...every few weeks a hilarious Smeg thread! Keep it up, lad--in both senses of the phrase!

by **anti-hero** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 11:47 pm

Its never dull when Smeg's around.

by **Lando_Griffin** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 12:51 am

No mate, it's not cheating. (Cardinal Red has it spot on, though.)

by **112-1077774096** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 2:15 am

it all depends on whether you are masturbating with the other girls hand

by **66-1112520797** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 2:28 am

@ this thread its a cracker

J Arthur

by **CardinalRed** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 9:50 am

Bamaga man wrote: @ this thread its a cracker

J Arthur

Other eupemism's you may find "come" in handy:
Sherman
Barclays
One Off The Wrist
Spanking The Monkey
Making It Sick
Having A Tug
Pulling The Pud

You fella's got any more out there?

:cool:

by **Smeg** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 10:03 am

CardinalRed wrote:
Bamaga man wrote::laugh: @ this thread its a cracker

J Arthur

Other eupemism's you may find "come" in handy:
Sherman
Barclays
One Off The Wrist
Spanking The Monkey
Making It Sick
Having A Tug
Pulling The Pud

You fella's got any more out there?

4 knuckle shuffle

by **Woollyback** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 10:13 am

thomas the tank

by **Sabre** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 10:32 am

I've realised what's to knock out.

Smeg, on the contrary it helps to avoid infidelities. Imagine you have a girlfriend and you find another girl you meet at work tempting. Do the 5 to 1 and just after doing that you won't find her that tempting where as your fantasies are out of their cage. If you keep them closed, they'll eventually explode

by **Woollyback** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 10:50 am

Sabre wrote:If you keep them closed, they'll eventually explode

that sounds painful :wwww

oh you were talking about his fantasies :blush:

by **craig da Toxteth iron** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 10:57 am

It's Sounds Funky to me.

by **112-1077774096** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 11:19 am

bashing the bishop

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