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by Judge » Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:04 am

Judge - scientist 

Dawson - lexicographer on countdown

woollyback - insurance salesman or porn empire builder

Jmac79 - pc world crew member

Lando - animal buggerer or english teacher, or chelsea board member

stmike - tramp who lives in boro bus station

laza - surfer or alcoholic

ciggy - laminate floor seller

drummerphil - mercenary

hawkmoon - porn king

lee j - white van man

taff - sheep farmer

woof woof - dog

peewee - tree surgeon

andy g - lazy rich sugar daddy residing in some hot country

AB - full time b'um

barry belfast - guinness taster

LPA - permanently on the dole

Bigmick - wants to be objective tabloid sports reporter (no chance there then ), but has to make do with university rag mag writer

paul c - area manager for tupperware parties









the list will continue to grow i fear

by anti-hero » Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:09 am

NICe post dude.     


LMAO...

by Judge » Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:12 am

by anti-hero » Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:30 am

No... No..

You got it half wrong.

I dont herd goats.   


I fertilize them.   

by AussieKopite » Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:44 am

anti-hero wrote:No... No..

You got it half wrong.

I dont herd goats.   


I fertilize them.   

That is so wrong.

Judge - Scientist who cons world into thinking he's doing successful cloning research.

by dward » Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:21 am

what about me?

by drummerphil » Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:30 am

mercenary ..........whatever makes you think that 

my reason for living

   






Bob Paisley : "Still we've had the hard times too - one year we finished second."

...

by woof woof ! » Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:30 am

Dward proof reader for the Dyslexic Associstion . (his names actually Dwarf )

by anti-hero » Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:35 am

AussieKopite wrote:

anti-hero wrote:No... No..

You got it half wrong.

I dont herd goats.   


I fertilize them.   

That is so wrong.

Judge - Scientist who cons world into thinking he's doing successful cloning research.

Not really.

You dont have to assume the worst and the nasty...

We um, "milk" the male goat, ... get the "juice" and pour it into a tube.

Then we stick that tube up a female goats , leave it there for 2 days and check it for pregnancy.

All makes sense now doesnt it?? 

Apparently there's a shortage of goats and the kind we are fertilizing seem to be an endangered species.   

by Judge » Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:51 am

dward wrote:what about me?

insignificant stand in movie dwarf who no-one notices  (similar to woofs suggestion)


Aussie Kopite - accountant who doesnt understand numbers and suffers from profuse halitosis


lionheart - tasmanian devil that can actually spin around in cartoons

by woof woof ! » Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:54 am

anti-hero wrote:Apparently there's a shortage of goats and the kind we are fertilizing seem to be an endangered species.   

by Judge » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:02 pm

Big Niall - radical politician who hates all the world, especially those who conflict with his ideals (a bit like george dubbya)


Stoney - coal miner, canal dredger or grease monkey

by Judge » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:08 pm

Richard Hillman - grave digger

roberts - ham salesman

feeney - VW badge theif

by Judge » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:35 pm

by Sabre » Thu Apr 13, 2006 1:11 pm

SOS member #1499

Drummerphil, never forgotten.