Man utd set up call centre - For distraught fans

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Postby Owzat » Sat Mar 13, 2004 9:46 am

Man Utd have set up a call centre for their millions of distraught glory-hunting fans who may not have a trophy to cheer them up this season.

The number is 0800 10 10 10.

Calls charged at peak rate for overseas users.

Once again, the number is...

0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing

Just for you cheesy :D
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Postby LFC #1 » Sat Mar 13, 2004 11:30 am

:laugh:  :laugh:
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Postby sangy » Sat Mar 13, 2004 11:28 pm

:p  lmao
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Postby Supermarius » Sun Mar 14, 2004 1:32 am

:D aaaaaaaa hahahahaha
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Postby Owzat » Tue Mar 23, 2004 2:57 pm

Did you get an answer cheesy? :D
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Postby cheesecakery » Thu Mar 25, 2004 11:18 pm

Owzat wrote:Man Utd have set up a call centre for their millions of distraught glory-hunting fans who may not have a trophy to cheer them up this season.

The number is 0800 10 10 10.

Calls charged at peak rate for overseas users.

Once again, the number is...

0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing

Just for you cheesy :D

HAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAAA :D

brilliant :D
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Postby greenred » Thu Mar 25, 2004 11:36 pm

Hi Cheese,havent seen you round here since manure got knocked out of europe :D
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Postby supersub » Thu Mar 25, 2004 11:44 pm

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Postby Owzat » Mon Mar 29, 2004 2:00 pm

According to some mancs they can't be considered "glory hunters" because there "is no glory" ??? I know, according to manc folklore, the league didn't start until 1993 and football proper didn't start until 1999 but that is short term memory taken to the extreme! Failing to remember beyond 1999 is one thing, but that takes the biscuit! :D
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Postby cheesecakery » Sat Apr 03, 2004 10:15 pm

Owzat wrote:Man Utd have set up a call centre for their millions of distraught glory-hunting fans who may not have a trophy to cheer them up this season.

The number is 0800 10 10 10.

Calls charged at peak rate for overseas users.

Once again, the number is...

0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing

Just for you cheesy :D

oh dear , that back fired didnt it?
they won the FA cup you idiot !!
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Postby Dom1 » Mon Apr 05, 2004 4:39 pm

HEHE :laugh: :laugh:  :laugh:

must admit, it feels good knowing that even Owzat can be wrong sometimes :D

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Postby Dalglish » Mon Apr 05, 2004 5:00 pm

Yes Cheesey , funny old game isn't it . 3 seasons ago Man U deemed the FA Cup beneath them and didn't even enter, this season their looking to win it to slavage their season !!!!!! You couldn't make it up :p Outplayed in Europe and the Prem it must be a big letdown for your fellow fans in Mancland to be hoping you can get the better of Millwall :laugh:  I will admit however you are unbeaten against Arsenal this season (2 draws and a win) so no doubt you will be kidding yourself and claiming to be better than Arsenal ? :D
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