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by **Mikz** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 11:02 pm

I used to help my uncle in his fruit and veg shop. We worked well as a pear,in fact we were like 2 peas in a pod. But we fell out and that upset the apple cart.

It might sound like sour grapes but...

I just had to spill the beans on that one

by **andy_g** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 11:07 pm

i worked in a glue factory but didn't bond with anyone and came unstuck. i was given the old evo and felt a right pritt.

by **Mikz** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 11:11 pm

I tried my hand at pottery. I was just kiln myself,so i took my foot off the pedal as far as that was concerned, earth shattering experience it was.

by **Woollyback** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 11:26 pm

i used to be a painter but i got the brush-off, it left me feeling a little off-colour

by **andy_g** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 12:21 am

i used to be a drag racer but i kept tripping over my high heels

by **drummerphil** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 12:45 am

i'v been asked to write Gareth Gates autobiography,i've been on it 8 months

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by **Mikz** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:08 am

I was a waiter, and for starters -I had it on a plate. But my boss knifed me in the back and didnt fork out!

by **andy_g** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:28 am

i was a fruit seller's assistant but really hated the granny smiths and golden delicious and couldn't stop saying hurtful things to them. the boss fired me eventually because he didn't want anyone upsetting the apple cart.

by **andy_g** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:29 am

i tried to start an AC/DC tribute band on a ferry but the owners didn't want anyone rocking the boat.

by **Woollyback** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:57 am

i used to be a trampolinist but there were too many ups and downs

by **Woollyback** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 10:00 am

i used to be a hotel porter but the job came with too much baggage. also the manager was on my case so i packed it in

by **andy_g** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 11:29 am

i used to make electronic circuit boards. i didn't like it much but i soldered on regardless and tried not to get a chip on my shoulder.

by **red37** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:31 pm

tell you what..anyone waking up with a cob on should read this! f.ucking priceless thread

cheers me up no end.

by **andy_g** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:33 pm

i woke up with a hard on... does that count?

by **red37** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:35 pm

andy_g wrote:i woke up with a hard on... does that count?

only if yer bash the bell-end out of it whilst the missus makes the tea!

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