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Postby Mikz » Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:24 pm

im addicted to this thread stu! lol
I once ran a fast food shop with my father,and altho I was a chip off the old block-he dropped me like a hot potato  :D i was like a fish out of water after that.
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Postby Mikz » Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:34 pm

i also worked in a vineyard-but i knew i was getting squeezed out -I heard it through the grapevine
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Postby andy_g » Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:15 am

i used to work in the disney shop, but i was a little light fingered and got fired for taking the mickey
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Postby Woollyback » Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:25 am

i tried to be an alcoholic but i just didn't have the bottle
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Postby andy_g » Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:26 am

that's the spirit
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Postby Woollyback » Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:28 am

i used to work at the brewery but they caught me on the hop and fired me
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Postby andy_g » Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:30 am

i used to do restaurant reviews but it was too easy - everything was given to me on a plate
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Postby Woollyback » Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:34 am

i used to drive a bulldozer but it was a pushover
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Postby 115-1073096938 » Sat Jan 14, 2006 2:00 am

I have a friend who used to work as a vet, he left when his boss found out he was "boning" the receptionist, bit of a dog apparently. :D
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Postby Mikz » Sat Jan 14, 2006 2:01 pm

I was a florist-at first everything was coming up roses,and i felt as fresh as a daisy, I had to nip it in the bud and turn over a new leaf.
Couldnt soil my reputation :D
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Postby red37 » Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:57 pm

couldnt you 'bed' in mikz?
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Postby Mikz » Sat Jan 14, 2006 7:44 pm

Tried mate but,without meaning to pour water on the situation,I didnt want to turn into a weed.
Thanks a bunch anyway :D
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Postby Woollyback » Sat Jan 14, 2006 9:31 pm

i used to be a turf grower but the grass was always greener on the other side
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Postby Mikz » Sat Jan 14, 2006 9:35 pm

Petes sake! You lucky sod! :D
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Postby Mikz » Sat Jan 14, 2006 9:38 pm

I was an orchestra conductor...it was nothing to shake a stick at.
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