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by **JBG** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:40 am

I once was a florist, tough job, no bed of roses.

by **JBG** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:42 am

I was in bits after I lost my IT job.

by **JBG** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:44 am

I worked as a milkman until it turned sour.

by **JBG** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:44 am

It was a pity really as I thought that cream always rose to the top.

by **JBG** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:45 am

I tried to be a maths teacher but it didn't add up.

by **JBG** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:46 am

I then tried my hand as a foreign languages teacher but it was all Dutch to me.

by **JBG** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:46 am

I worked in a travelling circus but it freaked me out.

by **JBG** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:47 am

I worked in a zoo but quit because all of my co-workers were nothin' but monkies.

by **JBG** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:47 am

Then again, they paid us peanuts.

by **JBG** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:49 am

I once tried to teach anatomy but they fired me saying I din't know my a.rse from my elbow.

by **JBG** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:50 am

I used to work in a pharmacy but they fired me for selling drugs.

by **JBG** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:51 am

I once was a firefighter but quit as I got burnt out.

by **JBG** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:53 am

I worked as a priest in a boys boarding school: it was a touching experience.

by **JBG** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:54 am

JBG wrote:I worked as a priest in a boys boarding school: it was a touching experience.

Michael Jackson then gave me a job, didn't like it though, I just felt fake.

by **JBG** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:56 am

I once went for an interview to become a policeman. I didn't get it though as my arm wasn't long enough.

Whats your occupation? - Dont lie!