Liverpool FC Forum

by **red37** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:28 pm

was on the bins til i got the sack

by **Woollyback** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:29 pm

i used to work as a human guineapig testing kidney dialysis machines but left because everybody was taking the p!ss out of me

by **red37** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:29 pm

used to be a chef until i boiled over and jumped out the fryin pan

by **red37** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:29 pm

Woollyback wrote:i used to work as a human guineapig testing kidney dialysis machines but left because everybody was taking the p!ss out of me

kin ell.

by **stmichael** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:30 pm

"I used to work for a bra manufacturer, but they went bust."

by **red37** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:34 pm

i used to make birthday cakes until they blew me out

by **anfieldadorer** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:50 pm

i used to be a forum poster until they ask me whether we will blackpool

blackpool, blackpool, blackpool

by **The Canadian Red Army** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 7:26 pm

anfieldadorer wrote:i used to be a forum poster until they ask me whether we will blackpool

blackpool, blackpool, blackpool

its will we beat blackpool, geez you should know it by now :rasp

by **Mikz** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:03 pm

i used to be an athlete,but because of my poor track record ,my boss told me to take a run and jump

by **stoney** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 12:11 am

Mikz wrote:i used to be an athlete,but because of my poor track record ,my boss told me to take a run and jump

Yeah this one's good :cool:

by **andy_g** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 1:24 am

stoney wrote:
Mikz wrote:i used to be an athlete,but because of my poor track record ,my boss told me to take a run and jump

Yeah this one's good

hey! i already did that one! :angry:

by **JBG** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 1:33 am

I used to be a journalist but I guess I couldn't hack it.

by **andy_g** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 1:36 am

you mean it didn't feel write?

by **Mikz** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 1:44 am

i was a radiographer but i just seemed to be on a different wavelength

sorry andy -wasnt sure if that had been done before :oops:

by **Mikz** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 1:45 am

i was an army cook-but the place was a mess

Whats your occupation? - Dont lie!