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Postby Woollyback » Sat Jan 07, 2006 1:45 am

i used to be a detective but quite frankly i didn't have a clue
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Postby andy_g » Sat Jan 07, 2006 1:46 am

i used to model victorian headgear but it got a bit old hat
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Postby 72-1136150807 » Sat Jan 07, 2006 1:46 am

I used to sell drugs, but I ran out of suppl-high.   ( I really, really tried too. :laugh: :()



I'll get my coat..........Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh!!!!
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Postby JBG » Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:33 am

I worked in a firing squad but got fired for constantly shooting myself in the foot.
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Postby JBG » Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:33 am

I worked as a mall Santa until they gave me the sack.
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Postby Ciggy » Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:34 am

anfieldadorer wrote:i used to be a forum poster until they ask me whether we will blackpool Image

blackpool, blackpool, blackpool
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Postby JBG » Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:34 am

I was a train driver but got side tracked.
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Postby JBG » Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:34 am

I drove a bus but felt I was on the road to nowhere.
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Postby Mikz » Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:35 am

I was a full time relator once and i must say it had a lot of promise
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Postby JBG » Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:37 am

I used to make pizzas but it was all pie in the sky.
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Postby JBG » Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:37 am

My beszt job was when I was an astronaut: it was out of this world.
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Postby JBG » Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:38 am

I was a deep sea diver until I went overboard.
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Postby JBG » Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:39 am

I worked in a fruit and veg shop but it all went pear shaped.
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Postby JBG » Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:39 am

My finest hour was a baker: it was the icing on the cake.
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Postby Mikz » Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:40 am

i worked for a haulage company,it was a moving experience
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